Me Complaints wit Bomo's Island

[Frog Legs 246]

Bruh mi nah go lie—Bomos Island? Bloodclaat dead place, fam. Man pull up on Olympus tinkin seh it aguh be some fire vibes, and mi land pon dis dry rass island weh feel like di devs just fling it in fi mek map look big. Mi deh pon patrol, mi look lef, mi look right—nuttin deh deh but rock, dirt, an’ depression.

Mi a tell yuh, mi foot dem hurt from runnin’ cross all dat empty bush fi one lil’ dusty checkpoint weh cya even spawn proper AI. Whole island feel like it got abandoned halfway tru development, like dem devs just said “fuck it” and buss out to go code somewhere else.

Mi radio in seh, “Command, where di ops?” Dem seh, “Check Bomos.”
Mi seh, “Check mi foot, cause nuttin nah gwan pon Bomos but breeze an’ bad texture load-in.”

And mi nah even start 'bout di loot, fam. Man nah even find one basic kit. Not even a rusty makarov. Jus’ shame an’ sandflies. Mi see one man wander in there like he lost from Kavala, he seh “Where di rebels at?” Mi seh, “Bredda, di only ting rebelling here is mi patience.”

Whole island a scam. If mi wanted to explore nuttin, mi woulda go chill in di debug zone wit Peter Long an’ Rabid and dem, hotdog in hand an’ belly full a shame.

Mi done, mi cya tek it no more. Bomos a straight 0/10. Gimme back mi gas money and teleport mi to Therisa, cause mi mental state cyan handle one more minute inna dat void.

[notsodank 943]

Bomboclat... filthy gal you tell no lie

[XnavrasX 439]

@ Mudiwa  you wanna weigh in on this? It was once your island.

[ChillX 419]

Bro told ChatGPT to turn retarded

[Classy 248]

TLDR 

Bomos Island = certified waste man zone.
Man touch down expecting action, instead get rock, dust, and vibes of pure depression.
Empty like the devs give up halfway—no loot, no ops, just your sore foot and sadness.
AI too scared to spawn, textures tek holiday, and the only rebels deh deh is your inner demons.
Call it what it is: debug zone with extra steps.

0/10 — would rather vibe with Peter Long in the void than spend one more second on Bomos.

[Mayo762 74]

Mi nah overstand wah yuh a seh 'bout dis vexation ova some kinda video game scene, but it look like yuh heart heavy, an’ mi hope dem likkle backstabbin’ bwoy dem get dem judgment fi di betrayal, seen?

[Moonini 214]

On 6/29/2025 at 2:54 AM, Classy said:

TLDR 

Bomos Island = certified waste man zone.
Man touch down expecting action, instead get rock, dust, and vibes of pure depression.
Empty like the devs give up halfway—no loot, no ops, just your sore foot and sadness.
AI too scared to spawn, textures tek holiday, and the only rebels deh deh is your inner demons.
Call it what it is: debug zone with extra steps.

0/10 — would rather vibe with Peter Long in the void than spend one more second on Bomos.

Fun fact. The void was full of stuff before Peter consumed it all