well those brazilians are more american than me. doesn't matter. shot guns, merica.
Yeah every time I roll up on a ringing gas station, it's a trigger happy 9mm noob, primed for an exciting kill on sight moment, after running peaches for 5 hours to get the MP5 he is courageously wielding.
+5 points to the guy with the seasoned wetsuit SDAR shitter watching his back, also primed for RDM and whiffing an entire mag into the air