Grandma Gary

Classic. Some of the shit posted from 2015 is cringe af but some of it is pure gold =D

Courtesy of @Fiend these deserve more acknowledgement than 90% of the tripe posted on the forums and deserved their own post. Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Day 4 Day 5 Day 6 Day 7 Day 8 Bonus video from way back when MC was a thing.

#defund@Noahhh!

Player has been dealt with the appropriate administrative action. Please be sure to leave any proof you have submitted up for at least 2 weeks in case we need it for further review. Thank you for the report. o7 @Owner

rigged

I think you'll find it was actually everyone on server 2 that said that ;D

Correct. We aren't gonna ban you here no matter how much you RDM on Asylum =P

Yeah @Hylos is next level special.

+1 for staying within the lines.

You're just mad you don't get to ride around in his fucking Lambo

If I spot it I'll do it cause math is hard. The best thing about being the Head Janitor is I can supersede the APD handbook bro.

Kurb your doxxing or you get put in the dirt. You aren't the only one with mad dox skills yo

Restrictions aren't bans

Old news

We have decided to modify our approach to bans, in particular the duration of bans. Currently most bans start at 3 days with each ban afterwards increasing the ban until eventually it ends in an "Olympus perm". Starting today ban times will start at 1 day and consecutive bans accumulating to 2 days, 3 days, 5 days, 7 days, 14 days. Harsher bans will be handed out based on a case by case basis. We have also decided to give everyone a clean slate with the switch to shorter ban times too so everyone with bans in the last 2 months don't need to worry about them being counted towards a potentially long ban. Anyone who has received a lengthy ban recently can submit a new ban appeal and have their ban adjusted to fit the new system.

I wonder if the people who got banned would consider it worth it.

I played quite a lot of slots, blackjack and roulette and there is something off with the cheating bastard at blackjack. Slots I still have no idea wtf you need for a win, I was getting 3 different things and winning sometimes. Roulette though seems 49/49/2 red, black and green. I watched people win over and over and and some lose over and over. That said I have 0 sympathy for people with "gambling addictions" who gamble virtual currency with 0 actual value and can't handle losing. Literally don't bet you apes.

I spent a grand total of 3 minutes in the casino and lost $13 million. Would gamble online again.

NOMEME Olympus is a safe space.

If you're gonna throw around baseless accusations at least put some effort into it.