Dear Mr waddles
This is frank aka i chop hatchbacks aka olympus mascot aka dumb dog aka ceo found co founder and leader of kids college eneterprises.
I have brought you all here today to say waddles is not only a good friend but a hero of the state and most of all he is not a furry yes you heard correctly not a furry
Sincerely,
I chop hatchbacks
he voted weird on my post so the next thing i say is okay because he started it
fucking furry
the admins gave me permission to write this post*
*I HEADLESS told him to
@ Waddles
i do not have coffe with ryan every morning that was a lie
i also do not own this server that was also a lie
i also do not have a 2022 Mercedes blacked out gwagon with solid gold rims with access to the nuclear codes that was a lie
ryan is also not my step brother i lied
grandma gary is also not my cousin
i am very sorry i have lied all these years to all the men and women i have tricked i say this to you on behalf of kids college enterprises sorry
also thatnerdyguy is not my best friend from middle school was also a lie
feels great to come out and say all this i really hope the community forgives me aswell as the people i lied about
@ Grandma Gary @ Ryan @ ThatNerdyGuy
I just got off of a long 43 minutes shift at kids college enterprises business meetings and all that good stuff I got in my 2022 Mercedes Benz g wagon fully blacked out started my car with the push to start lifted up my solid gold iPhone X with diamond edges opened my Uber eats driving app I hit go online and told my driver to drive to the Wendy's were I needed to pick up the food after 1 minute and fourteen seconds I got bored of having my driver drive me so I called in my golden helicopter to airlift me into the Wendy's parking lot were I got the 10 piece chicken nugget meal with a medium sprite and I started driving to the drop off point as I got closer I realized the drop off point was a strip club I have never been in a strip club in my 20 years of life been in a strip club and have heard this specific strip club was the nastiest one on the beach I thought aint no way this place been in business for 13 years and they got nasty bitches it cant be right? I get out of my 2022 McLaren oh yeah I swapped cars on the way over I walked in to the strip club and oh my lord I have never seen a fatter black bitch in my life tits out and everything the stripper that got the Wendy's did tip me 10 though
this is america if i feel dozing my self is necessary let me doc my self i’m fully equipped to handle any and all pizza orders swat teams and pipe bombs the community sends my way
I've received emails from grandma gary ryan mako and that nerdy guy to put a mod app in wish me luck I'm so nervous hopefully by this time tomorrow I will have a green name thank you everyone