PolarBear

Awww Thank you cupcake queen

thanks bud

I hope you're doing well, my dude. Take care of yourself.

Like I would be caught dead in a blueberry outfit. I have better fashion sense than that. 

I dont know what's better, the fact that the "Your mom is a whore" joke went right over your ridgeless brain or the fact that you just want more clown shoes.

Well here's another fact for you. 

A Blue Whale ejaculates around 20 liters of sperm at a time, which is what your mom would call "A Good Start"

This has been fun facts for smoothbrain chimps 3.0

I'll see you again when I feel like it! 

I'm so glad you came back from another fact!

The largest known living organism is an aspen grove.

Pando (Latin for "I spread out") is a group of genetically identical quaking aspens in Utah with an interconnected root system. It's an estimated 80,000 years old and takes up more than 100 acres

I never knew your mom's maiden name was Pando! Look at me learning something too!!!

You're still here? Don't you have some garbage cans to root around in or or trail cams to be spotted on to make people think they've seen bigfoot's smoothbrained offspring?

You want to know what buddy? Since you seem to be in such love with me by continually visiting my page just so you can be that much digitally closer to me which honestly is creepy but you know you do you buddy, I'm going to help you out. I'm going to help you learn something every time you come back with HawkGs super simple snapple facts.

Did you know that the Blue ridge mountains are older than Saturn's rings? They're even older than trees. The Blue ridge mountains are just shy of a billion years old which means they're about 600 million years older than the first plant and about 900 million years older than the ice rings around Saturn. 

You see now when you come here to slap together whatever collection of letters and words that pass for English for you, you've actually read something and that means you're ever so much less slightly stupid than you were when you came in today.

Look at you learning and growing.

Glorious. 

Are you still here? Still creeping around my page like some attention starved little cockroach? Keep on comin back my man. Sure. *I'm* the mad one, continually coming back and just yammering. I'm not even tagging you, yet here you are. Keep on coming back, clown shoes. I'll toss you a breadcrumb of attention from time to time. looooooooool

Hahahahaha and yet. Here. you. are. 

Again.

Do you need friends or something, bud? Now I'm just genuinely interested your bizarre obsession with my page. Do you wake up and check it or something? How often are you just aggravatingly mad enough to come and sling your well... I'd call it a language but Im pretty sure I've seen a room full of chimps type out better prose than whatever it is that comes out of your stubby, angry little bitty fingertips. 

Look at this kid. The Rona clearly gave him the Brain Scramblies. Look at it this way, champ. You're hot on your way to your first mental disability welfare check. 

And yet. Here you are. wasting your time on my page yet again. Glorious. 

And yet here you are, continuing to argue. I wish I could find a better place to live rent free instead of the tiny cramped corners of your head. 

So what is it you intend to accomplish here? Besides giving me the satisfaction of knowing just how much I annoy you just with my mere existence.

I've never had to work so little to aggravate a smoothbrain as much as you are. Glorious.

Dance little rage monkey, Dance!!!

ahhhh hahahaha "continue being mad" says the kid who took the time to click on my name, angrily and illegibly bang out what i can only assume are the angry rantings of a chimp because someone is taking away virtual points. You came *to* me to rant, shortbus. 

Since english seems to be a second language for you, let me help you with your writing. 

ahaha ur a old ass boomerwho takes rnr so god damn seriously. U must of supervised teenagers at mcdonalds one now u keep the same ego rnr is boring as shit

Actual English Translation: "Hahaha You're an old ass boomer who takes R&R so goddamned seriously. You must've supervised teenagers at McDonald's once, now you keep the same ego. R&R is boring as shit."

Do you even understand how language and syntax work? How do even know who George RR Martin is when you can't even read? You're truly a masterpiece. One that your mom really should've swallowed. 

Something something stay mad, or whatever looooooooooooooooooooooool

It's a fuckin shame you beat covid. 

"Get off my dick" screamed the stable boy who looked up my profile and spent time typing me out a love letter. 

Hawk you are truly the most pathetic of Gepettos fuck puppets

Someone forgot to pay the bill lol

Hell yeah man! Fun times indeed! I look forward to further R&R hijinks*!* I mean, fully legitimate rescue operations in the future! 

I for one, eagerly await every single one of those ramblings. Never, ever a dull moment when you pop in. 

Being a former Radiological Telecommunications and *not* reading the September update prior to seeing only this

"Now that you're a Medic, when you gonna join APD?"

"Dude I joined to patch bullet wounds, not make them"

Looooooool 

@ Mighty

I like you dudes. Lol yeah I think I'm sticking around.

Say, while I've got people in the know hanging about, who is the lovely soul I will be pestering incessantly daily for a flight test once I make mein hours for adv paramedic? Looooool 

@ Mighty  Even with a gun to your head, I wouldn't worry if it's APD.

R&R alllllllll the way, baby. It ain't about the dolla bills, unless I'm using them to stuff your wounds with