JPostalMan

I remember one of my first few days of being a cop. There once was a young high pitched boy who had a what a vigilante would call " A bountiful bounty" on his head. Manslaughters, grand thefts, drug trafficking....he did every crime imaginable. Then he heard the sirens and the APD screaming to put his hands up in proper fashion. He ran. He ran so far awaaay.... and he ran....he ran all night and day..... then he got tazed by 10900000 volts and hit the dirt faster than you could say "comp or ban" Once he was restrained and vulnerable all he said was. "you can't do this, you're shitters, comp or ban." Then as he was put into the vehicle. "COMP OR BAN! YOU CANT DO THIS" Pulled out of vehicle, called higher up with PO, Processed, jailed. To this day I wonder....what is there to comp for when he was dressed in his beautiful striped shirt with no gear......do I.....taze myself? How can one comp one who has nothing ? RIP little squeaker boy blue.....you....you were almost the fastest kid alive. -------------------- This story brought to you by a man with only his dark souls 2 to entertain him.

Make me broke, I will pick all the peaches! All will bow to the peach king! Peach picking permits start at 10k an hour.

R&R Taru ftw

Tequila is a hell of an alcohol comrade.

There's some days where it feels like there needs to be a martial law called out for Kavala.....but sometimes it can be settled with a simple elite force of APD officers going in and using their cat-like reflexes to bring order to Kavala. RIP Kavalan Deputies.

Just sit back and be cool and say something like "The Tree will have its revenge!!!!"

(prepares his Rahim) I know who to aim for for this bucket of lies. lol

BOYS! We have found a new kind of warfare! TURTLE WARRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Honestly haven't even bought one ;P But now that I know.....It would be great to use in counter-Jailbreaks.

If only they had torpedoes so SDV v SDV could be a thing

Eff you boiiii lol. <3 nah now i know how much shit the APD is given....

Southern Texan voice?

Understoodly stood neighbor. I didn't know if it was something i had to send to a APD higher up or just submitted as a ticket. This post was mainly made due to a lot higher pitched officers not properly role-playing :/ (wipes the dust off my Shadow play) Let the hunt begin.

Haha i'm not talking about you two bae's this is just ...me hoping we lower down the high pitched tiny boy recruitment i've seen pop up. xD Also, if i record unprofessional APD work going on is it cool if you guys check out the video and maybe drill some Rulebook into their heads? I don't really want to submit a ticket on newbies but it'd be nice to see senior members maybe scorn them for doing something incorrectly. (most recently the only bad thing i've seen is the newer guys forgetting to do the whole "APD hands up" or whatever it is you boys in blue do.)

How in the heck do you expect an officer to use his voice as a weapon if their voice has yet to hit puberty? :C I mean... c'mon bros.

breh. the bad isn't that bad. All ya gotta do is play cop every time you log on and cash in them bounties!! :D ;D

I believe that was just a case of the person jumping awake from sleeping on their back.

I'm going to have to show you the wicked jump i found man. It launches you about 100 ft in the air and you land perfectly on the road lol....its just a matter on if you flip your car and blow up or not.