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ProfessionalHostage

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  1. I'm about fucking tired of losing backpacks with load outs just because I log in...
    put the gun in the backpack.. log back in, invisible, can't move.. log out log back in, backpack gone.. fuck your shit..

    1. SheriffJohnBeard

      SheriffJohnBeard

      @Jesse he is just trolling, i would not take him serious. 

    2. ProfessionalHostage

      ProfessionalHostage

      No I'm being serious.. I've lost plenty of shit because I had shit in the backpack and when I log on, and i'm invisible.. I already know I'm about to lose whatever is in the backpack.

    3. DeathDingo

      DeathDingo

      I started playing with Checkurfoodnwater 2 years ago after the "big" wipe...we both were losing our backpacks sometimes way back then and I do know first had that we both have been losing them since. I took a 8-10 month break from Arma last year and since I returned last month, I lose at least 1 backpack every day I play on Olympus from just logging in...and it usually puts my Nades in my backpack for some reason even though I put my nades in my vest or clothes. So I hear your pain Check!!!!!!

  2. Hey FEDOT...


     

    Spoiler

     

    1. JBruesch

      JBruesch

      This triggers me more than a Feminist at a Gentlemens Club

  3. *silent stalking intensifies*

    1. Grandma Gary

      Grandma Gary

      I don't believe that counts unless its meme'd

    2. ProfessionalHostage

      ProfessionalHostage

      it counts because I followed bub in Kavala slowly and never said a word

  4. I worked 29 hours in 2 days, and its only wednesday... SHIT

  5. The road to 1000 is paved with good intentions

     

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    2. ProfessionalHostage

      ProfessionalHostage

      no, the road to Kavala is paved with abandoned wrecked hatchbacks in the middle of the road at 37 degree angles.

    3. Augustus

      Augustus

      @CheckUrFoodNWater It was absolutely insane how many hatch sports were crashed on the side of the road on the first week of when hatchback sports were released to public 

    4. ProfessionalHostage

      ProfessionalHostage

      They weren't used to the danger

  6. Down to the last hour on Tanoa...

    been downloading since 11:25pm and it is now... 5:13pm

    1. Novafrost

      Novafrost

      RiP connention Speed 

  7. So I have been playing KoH.. and of course unknowingly.. I picked the Medic perk. But now I have a gun.

    Theres something to be said about a medic who can kill..

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  8. WE MUST PLAY TAG AGAIN SOME TIME

  9. I left DB because Salty said Feminine Penis in team speak and he meant it.

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    2. ProfessionalHostage

      ProfessionalHostage

      an extremely small appendage usually attached to the groin area of a male. often smells like a mixture of papaya and mango. can be used for mild stimulation, if any. when stimulated itself it secretes a liquid which is comparable to snuggle fabric softener. owner will usually cry after secretion and try to cuddle.
      luis is not emo however his feminine penis is.
    3. yoitsdanny1

      yoitsdanny1

      Lmfaoooo wtfff check 

    4. Marty

      Marty

      what did i just read?

  10. How to back up an Apache.. Olympus Edition

  11. you waiting for me to join strippers

    1. DeathDingo
    2. grizzlybear

      grizzlybear

      +1 for tame impala

    3. Angel

      Angel

      one day you will join the dark side babe. 1 day.

       

  12. Lets talk about how no one ever recognizes Forrest Gump. I mean he's only played for Bear Bryant, was on the All American Team, met three presidents, won a congressional medal of honor, represented the US on the national ping pong tour, understood that he toured with the USO, been on talk shows, did commercials, fortune 500 company, ran across the United States multiple times while being aired on tv (and if you follow the story, only couple months ago because Jenny contacted him after seeing him on tv)

    I mean I'm all for suspension of disbelief but really.. what the hell

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