Toasty

Oh, boy, okay. Um, wow, thank you, thank you, so much for that warm ovation. As I stare at this magnificent bust of @Creepy , I’m reminded of how humbled I am to receive such an honor and how I vow to take very special care of it. I will never let it out of my sight. I will find a place of honor in my house for this magnificent bust. If my children try to touch it or even look at it, I will beat them. It means that much to me. 

I want to sincerely thank the Olympus Community for this prize – and the fine folks at Bohemia for making this game. I am the 14th recipient of the Kavala Rat prize. And you’re probably asking yourself, why did it take so long? Well, for 13 consecutive years, I have been begged by the Olympus Community to accept this award and for 13 consecutive years, I have emphatically said, no. For years, I had many questions about this Creepy, the first being, who is he? It’s been donned on me that, since I was a small boy I have thoroughly enjoyed his delicious fried chicken.

Then my girl informed me that I was thinking of Colonel Sanders not Creepy. Despite my failings to grasp the importance of Olympus and what exactly they do, I decided to accept this award because of the prize money, $1 billion dollars, paid out over the next 10,000 years. To say that I’m thrilled to be here is a complete understatement, and to make this evening even more thrilling, I have just been informed that, I’m only the 11th Caucasian to receive this prestigious award.

Thank you