Sir Klutch 19 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 So I wrote a story for him... Please enjoy this masterpiece (I made after we @Ryan and I met at a Bryce Vine concert and we were both jammin' to Drew Barrymore)... Dear @Ryan Baby, I saw you with that Purple-colored lipgloss... In that room with the Saguaro, ain't nowhere I would rather be... I was like "Ryan, are you married? Do that scare you, is you ready?"You doin' somethin' to me, I love the way you shiver... Dig into my shoulder blades, feel it when you quiver... The Olympus Servers haven't worked in ages, probably got another hacker... Ryan's way too busy fucking on the sofa or the kitchen table to fix the server... 'Cause you're the next Senior AdminAnd I want more, yeahAnd all these other admins keep wonderin' what I fuck with you for'Cause you're the next Senior Admin, yeahAnd I want more (I want more, more)And all these other admins keep wonderin' what I fuck with you for (What I fuck with you for)... Get it with a real twitch streamer, why you always fakin'?I don't got no patience, I don't got no shame, man, I don't play no games, so give me those streamer tags... I am not afraid of no one, not even @destruct, You smoke that poison ivy...(Actually I have to stop the poem for a sec to address this - the only times I see @Shades he is always high) I wanna make every single moment for you great...Fly away to Asylum or K.O.T.H.Ryan, I want it now and I don't wanna waste time, waste time, I wanna make, yeah 'Cause you're the next Server OwnerAnd I want more (and I want more, more)And all these other admins keep wonderin' what I fuck with you for (What I fuck with you for)'Cause you're the next Server Owner, yeah (next Server Owner)I want more (I want more, more, more)And all these other admins keep wonderin' what I fuck with you for (What I fuck with you for) Thank you everyone... @Ryan send more dick pics 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Montez 421 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 hmmmmmmmmm 1 Quote Link to comment
Xeltini 538 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) @Ryan me and @Viper now see why you havent been around. been cheating on us eh? got something to explain? Edited March 30, 2019 by Xeltini 1 Quote Link to comment
Owner Ryan 6350 Posted March 30, 2019 Owner Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Xeltini said: @Ryan me and @Viper now see why you havent been around. been cheating on us eh? got something to explain? What can I say man has great taste in music 1 Quote Link to comment
Destructs's Daddy 2822 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Quote Link to comment
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