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****DISCLAIMER**** ****I'M NOT A RAPPER****

 

Yo,
My name is Hades
I get all the ladies
Cause I drive a Mercedes

I miss Thanatos,
The best Olympus VIP
His hurtful words sting like a bee
And his actions make me want to scream like a banshee

Despite the fact,
I want to subtract,
His name from the ban list
It's giving me a brain cyst

Thanatos,
The name,
We're playing a blame game
We all have our bad days
It makes me want to set the world ablaze

Just like my boy Hades
God of the underworld
This is what he wants
A world were everyone is burning
It's very concerning

 

*Chorus*

Unban me Hades,
I'll make it worth your while
Even if I have to walk a quarter mile,

It would make me smile

*Chorus*

 

Don't even start me with Poseidon
He would make a better president than Joe Biden
The god of script,
Equipped to encrypt the conscript

 

Thanatos,

The best Patrol Officer anyone has ever seen,

Despite him only being sixteen,

He endured all the trolls

Had a few LoLs

Now his heart is a black hole

 

Enough with all these rhymes
Like ringing chimes in my mind
But they help get me through hard times

*Chorus*

Unban me Hades,
I'll make it worth your while
Even if I have to walk a quarter mile,

It would make me smile

*Chorus*

 

I wanted to record me singing it but I couldn't right now babe <3

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yeah....I'm thinking no.

 

Interesting approach to a ban appeal though =D

 

Gary,

 

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