Now you can have the Olympus Times delivered right to your door!

[The Sovereign 182]

Great news guys.  For a nominal fee, you can now have the Olympus Times delivered straight to your door.   Please say hello to our new paperboy Timmy.  

Timmy is a real go getter, and he will be delivering papers on his bike.  Even right now he's on his way to his first customers house, Big John, to drop off the first issue.  Sign up today!  Guaranteed Delivery!   

EDIT:  

GUYS THE DELIVERY OF OLYMPUS TIMES IS CURRENTLY ON HOLD.  Our beloved Timmy has come up missing.  


If you have any information that may be of help, please contact your local police and help bring our little Timmy home.  
 

[Larkerz 177]

This is what we get when theres no new threads for over 24 hours.

[Claysive 1479]

As far as shitposting goes, this one is actually pretty good. 

[The Sovereign 182]

There will be a candlelight vigil in Kavala where we all pray for Timmy's safe return.  
 

 

[Dep Chief NYPD 167]

It was @ Noble he loves kids

[Noble 1908]

why does timmy look like young @ ThatNerdyGuy !

[Ching420 22]

POV: you don’t know big John’s permed

[Doc 963]

12 hours ago, The Sovereign said:

Great news guys.  For a nominal fee, you can now have the Olympus Times delivered straight to your door.   Please say hello to our new paperboy Timmy.  

Timmy is a real go getter, and he will be delivering papers on his bike.  Even right now he's on his way to his first customers house, Big John, to drop off the first issue.  Sign up today!  Guaranteed Delivery!   

EDIT:  

GUYS THE DELIVERY OF OLYMPUS TIMES IS CURRENTLY ON HOLD.  Our beloved Timmy has come up missing.  


If you have any information that may be of help, please contact your local police and help bring our little Timmy home.  
 

>_> @Senior R&R Member  You guys wouldn't know anything about this right?

[Claysive 1479]

1 hour ago, Ching420 said:

POV: you don’t know big John’s permed

She knows, but a 'Big John is a pedo' joke never gets old. 

[The Sovereign 182]

13 hours ago, Ching420 said:

POV: you don’t know big John’s permed

I'm a reporter.  There's not much  I don't know. 

[Ching420 22]

On 8/25/2023 at 3:34 PM, Claysive said:

She knows, but a 'Big John is a pedo' joke never gets old. 

Fuck now I look retarded lmao I didn’t think of that at the time