Gang Blitz 12/14/2025 1PM EST

[20 sumthing hawks 1]

I can’t read, yet I’m succeeding in ragebaiting you  

[Pseudonym 268]

22 minutes ago, 20 sumthing hawks said:

I can’t read, yet I’m succeeding in ragebaiting you  

My brother, your inability to read has let you to the improper conclusion that I am filled with rage. I have nothing of the sort inside of me when it comes to you. When I have is sadness, and desperation, what I have is the unbearable weight of seeing a majestic bird flap it's wings aimlessly with no idea of how to fly. What I see before my Mr. Hawks is someone with great potential, who refuses to use it. I have made so many hypocritical statements, absurd takes, and stuff you could easily dunk on me with, yet you intentionally decide not to because you intentionally refuse to read or write beyond 10 words at a time.

My good friend, you are not ragebaiting me, you are pitty baiting me, but it's not bait, it's real, and I do pitty you.

[20 sumthing hawks 1]

12 minutes ago, Pseudonym said:

My brother, your inability to read has let you to the improper conclusion that I am filled with rage. I have nothing of the sort inside of me when it comes to you. When I have is sadness, and desperation, what I have is the unbearable weight of seeing a majestic bird flap it's wings aimlessly with no idea of how to fly. What I see before my Mr. Hawks is someone with great potential, who refuses to use it. I have made so many hypocritical statements, absurd takes, and stuff you could easily dunk on me with, yet you intentionally decide not to because you intentionally refuse to read or write beyond 10 words at a time.

My good friend, you are not ragebaiting me, you are pitty baiting me, but it's not bait, it's real, and I do pitty you.

You’re gonna need a new keyboard here soon 

[Pseudonym 268]

8 minutes ago, 20 sumthing hawks said:

You’re gonna need a new keyboard here soon 

My brother, I have a mechanical gaming keyboard with key switches rated to last 20 million clicks, and when it finally does give out I am fully intent on upgrading to a wooting to provide an even more premium gaming/typing experience. I wish death upon my keyboard regularly, but always fall back in love with it due to its stubborn regard for its own life, willing to handle any writing task I assign to it, handling all shortcuts and remaps I attach to it. It is a wonderful keyboard in all regards except noise and that the lights are only in the red color.

I will gladly send off my keyboard on the fateful day when it succumbs to my final stroke (of a key). Which should be soon, because based on some quick calculations, assuming every key lasts 20 million clicks, and the space bar is the most pressed key, and pressed once for every word, and that I type at, let's say only 100 WPM to be on the safe side (bombs can back me up here as we've 1v1ed), then 20 millino / 100 wil get us 200000 minutes, / 60 will get us 3333.33, repeating of course, hours of typing. So yes, my spacebar might come to meet it's end very soon, but given that my keyboards maximum amount of typing time in hours is about equivalent to the amount of time in seconds it will take you to write 10 words using a speech to text assistant, because i'd wager you need a lot of assistance, is a fact which I am not so happy of, as it is a further indices of your lacking independence, and reliance on others giving you attention. I will be the attention you seek, for with every moment you are here, with me, is another moment you and I both are alive, and it is another moment for you to finally become your own man.

[20 sumthing hawks 1]

4 minutes ago, Pseudonym said:

My brother, I have a mechanical gaming keyboard with key switches rated to last 20 million clicks, and when it finally does give out I am fully intent on upgrading to a wooting to provide an even more premium gaming/typing experience. I wish death upon my keyboard regularly, but always fall back in love with it due to its stubborn regard for its own life, willing to handle any writing task I assign to it, handling all shortcuts and remaps I attach to it. It is a wonderful keyboard in all regards except noise and that the lights are only in the red color.

I will gladly send off my keyboard on the fateful day when it succumbs to my final stroke (of a key). Which should be soon, because based on some quick calculations, assuming every key lasts 20 million clicks, and the space bar is the most pressed key, and pressed once for every word, and that I type at, let's say only 100 WPM to be on the safe side (bombs can back me up here as we've 1v1ed), then 20 millino / 100 wil get us 200000 minutes, / 60 will get us 3333.33, repeating of course, hours of typing. So yes, my spacebar might come to meet it's end very soon, but given that my keyboards maximum amount of typing time in hours is about equivalent to the amount of time in seconds it will take you to write 10 words using a speech to text assistant, because i'd wager you need a lot of assistance, is a fact which I am not so happy of, as it is a further indices of your lacking independence, and reliance on others giving you attention. I will be the attention you seek, for with every moment you are here, with me, is another moment you and I both are alive, and it is another moment for you to finally become your own man.

Novel No.11 

[Pseudonym 268]

8 minutes ago, 20 sumthing hawks said:

Novel No.11 

I again see it is your favorite insult to accuse others of doing something which you are incapable of. Perhaps I was wrong about you originally Mr. Hawks. I always thought of you as trying to bring down others to make yourself feel better about them, but I've finally realized you just a glazer in disguise. I felt as if I was on some crusade to show you how weak and vulnerable you were, I thought you needed the attention of others to feel good about yourself, but really you reversed the cards on me. Every single time I've written to you, not only did you recognize the hard work I put in by calling them novels, but now you are saying I've written and eleventh novel, all written since Tuesday.

Mr. Hawks. This entire time I thought it was my duty to humble you and make you realize how wrong you were, but I now realize you are something a level beyond. You are like the training bot in a video game, always taken for granted, but the enemy which so much skill and dedication originates from. Some might consider you to be basic, with minimal power. But I now realize that that is some of the most power you can ever have.

Here is are 12th novel, Mr. Hawks. Thank you for recognizing my work. I might have been accusing you of seeking others approval, but now, ever since I got your approval, I really do feel so much gratitude. Many more novels await!

[20 sumthing hawks 1]

4 hours ago, Pseudonym said:

I again see it is your favorite insult to accuse others of doing something which you are incapable of. Perhaps I was wrong about you originally Mr. Hawks. I always thought of you as trying to bring down others to make yourself feel better about them, but I've finally realized you just a glazer in disguise. I felt as if I was on some crusade to show you how weak and vulnerable you were, I thought you needed the attention of others to feel good about yourself, but really you reversed the cards on me. Every single time I've written to you, not only did you recognize the hard work I put in by calling them novels, but now you are saying I've written and eleventh novel, all written since Tuesday.

Mr. Hawks. This entire time I thought it was my duty to humble you and make you realize how wrong you were, but I now realize you are something a level beyond. You are like the training bot in a video game, always taken for granted, but the enemy which so much skill and dedication originates from. Some might consider you to be basic, with minimal power. But I now realize that that is some of the most power you can ever have.

Here is are 12th novel, Mr. Hawks. Thank you for recognizing my work. I might have been accusing you of seeking others approval, but now, ever since I got your approval, I really do feel so much gratitude. Many more novels await!

Yes novel no.12. You’re getting good at talking to yourself! You don’t even need me anymore!

[Pseudonym 268]

1 hour ago, 20 sumthing hawks said:

Yes novel no.12. You’re getting good at talking to yourself! You don’t even need me anymore!

Thank you. It is with your guidance that I discovered the very lesson I was trying to teach you. You are truly an amazing teacher, your simple redirections, the way you manage to really bite at the core of what I am saying, without saying a word. Perhaps you are incapable of writing more than, uhh lets see: 16 words? Damn, new record. But it is with those 16 words that you redirect me to my thousands of words, and I find the answer I seek in myself.

Ya'know, I used to think like you, that we didn't need each other, but I thought about it a bit longer and I thought: Olympus might be dying, Mako hates us, everyone is perm banned, S3 is gone, we might be alone, it just might be you and me, but that's ok, because do you REALLY NEED ANYONE ELSE?

[20 sumthing hawks 1]

44 minutes ago, Pseudonym said:

Thank you. It is with your guidance that I discovered the very lesson I was trying to teach you. You are truly an amazing teacher, your simple redirections, the way you manage to really bite at the core of what I am saying, without saying a word. Perhaps you are incapable of writing more than, uhh lets see: 16 words? Damn, new record. But it is with those 16 words that you redirect me to my thousands of words, and I find the answer I seek in myself.

Ya'know, I used to think like you, that we didn't need each other, but I thought about it a bit longer and I thought: Olympus might be dying, Mako hates us, everyone is perm banned, S3 is gone, we might be alone, it just might be you and me, but that's ok, because do you REALLY NEED ANYONE ELSE?

All I need is you 

[Pseudonym 268]

2 hours ago, 20 sumthing hawks said:

All I need is you 

I love you. Please reciprocate!