I could one tap that kid

[RAYRAY 273]

I saw some kid walking across a bridge today and thought that as I was driving a load of tires to a junk yard hoping there would be no campers/no gangs spotting me I went to throw a receipt out the window n was like yeah I don't want a bounty and put it in my side pocket 

[Lethal 636]

while hanging out with my IRL friend one time (he doesnt play pc games, he plays cod) there was this dude staring at us in a walmart parking lot. he said " do you see that guy staring at us" to which i replied " do you want me to text him?" as soon as i said it i was immediately embarassed and attempted to explain what i had just said. that is the only time altis life has collided with real life

[Lethals Loaded 1224]

There was a car crash I've drove past, I instantly went "Fgt got passanger seated to shiz" and then realised how fucked up my statement was. I also mix up "Redgull" with "Redbull."

[RAYRAY 273]

lmfao yooo you know what I mean then when altis life and real life collide well said 

[Lethal 636]

9 minutes ago, Konkz said:

There was a car crash I've drove past, I instantly went "Fgt got passanger seated to shiz" and then realised how fucked up my statement was. I also mix up "Redgull" with "Redbull."

ok ok you got me. i literally say redgull now to. im not sure if anyone notices, i hope not

Edited March 14, 2016 by Lethal

[yoitsdanny1 158]

I frequently say redgull - and people notice... Hard to explain LMFAO

[Ham 1027]

37 minutes ago, Konkz said:

There was a car crash I've drove past, I instantly went "Fgt got passanger seated to shiz" and then realised how fucked up my statement was. I also mix up "Redgull" with "Redbull."

Same

Also, my brother leaked my "nevermind get fucking rekt" thing around school when it first happened, and it was complete and utter aids for a week.

[Buffalo Bill 349]

I killed 3 people camping at my grocery store then I realized it was real life.

[Lethal 636]

5 minutes ago, Buffalo Bill said:

I killed 3 people camping at my grocery store then I realized it was real life.

ahhh, you didnt know that the grocery store was a safe zone huh? common mistake, 

[Inky 20]

HAHAHA yes the redgull struggle is real, I've said it a few times myself.

[ProfessionalHostage 526]

 

 

[yoitsdanny1 158]

2 hours ago, CheckUrFoodNWater said:

 

 

Omfg that was hilarious.... these are the real questions we should be asking ourselves 

[RAYRAY 273]

14 hours ago, CheckUrFoodNWater said:

 

 

Lmfao yoooo that's howi was feeling that day people scoping me out haha. last night I got rekt at meth smh wonder if the people were thinking this 

[Peta 494]

i walked up to 2 police officers on my city's main square. I screamed " fuck the pigs oink oink " , so they beat the shit out of me. During that i said " U DIDNT ENGAGE ME IM GONNA REPORT YOU " 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jk

[RAYRAY 273]

"do I just take his car now"

[ProfessionalHostage 526]

On 3/14/2016 at 6:14 PM, RAYRAY said:

"do I just take his car now"

I mean you could just chop it to send a message..

or rob it to make money

Robbing doesn't send a message.. all robbing says is hey... theres more of us than you

chopping flat out... not doing anything with gear or bullshit inside sends a message and that message is F-CK YOU

[Marty 445]

Saw a bike being stolen at a railway station; wanted to press 2 and click emergency

[Mobundo African Warlord 335]

i was out for lunch one day with my friend, and as we took on a corner with some speed i got a bit scared cause one of my friends owns a BMW, so it is pretty quick, and i was like Don't Flip The Ifrit, And none of them game so they had no idea what that was and i just was like oh its a part of the corner or implemented something to avoid embarrassment 

Edit to this, but sometimes when stuff happens i've been like in my head never out-load so far.. but i've thought "yeah i got that on my screen too" 
and also whenever something wild has happend. i have been like if only we had shadow-play in real life comp issues would be so easy. 

[Augustus 799]

my friend hit me and I told him he didn't engage, he isn't my friend anymore 

[Augustus 799]

also, when my teacher left class for a second he put me in charge, and every one was loud as fuck so I accidentally yelled "Clear comms!"

[Fernando_ 283]

18 hours ago, Cory Baxter said:

also, when my teacher left class for a second he put me in charge, and every one was loud as fuck so I accidentally yelled "Clear comms!"

XD

[Thomas Blinder 119]

I keep telling people that i need to do a run when im in class....

[Angel 52]

On March 14, 2016 at 10:02 PM, CheckUrFoodNWater said:

 

 

Wish I could +100 this