Work Improvements

[Succccc 28]

As an APD officer, I am always looking for things to improve on. If anybody has seen me in game as an officer, I would appreciate some feedback. This can include RP, combat, civilian interaction, and interaction with officers. Thanks!

[ToeKnee 613]

Step 1: Hello <insert name above head> how are you doing today?

Step 2: Mumble into your mic and continue to talk over him even if he is roleplaying.

Step 3: Okay sir that gun is illegal i will be seizing it and searching you for illegal items.

Step 4: Read charges, ticket, send to jail if he is a serial killer then just be like Okay sir you are a serial killer and send to jail after you read his charges.

If they request a higher up don't even ask your higher up and just lie saying he is not available.

 

The only bad thing about this method is you will be patrol officer/corporal forever but it is still worth.  

 

source: i'm still #2 for most arrests.

[Augustus 799]

13 minutes ago, ToeKnee said:

Step 1: Hello <insert name above head> how are you doing today?

Step 2: Mumble into your mic and continue to talk over him even if he is roleplaying.

Step 3: Okay sir that gun is illegal i will be seizing it and searching you for illegal items.

Step 4: Read charges, ticket, send to jail if he is a serial killer then just be like Okay sir you are a serial killer and send to jail after you read his charges.

If they request a higher up don't even ask your higher up and just lie saying he is not available.

 

The only bad thing about this method is you will be patrol officer/corporal forever but it is still worth.  

this is shockingly true

[Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup 2934]

21 minutes ago, ToeKnee said:

Step 1: Hello <insert name above head> how are you doing today?

Step 2: Mumble into your mic and continue to talk over him even if he is roleplaying.

Step 3: Okay sir that gun is illegal i will be seizing it and searching you for illegal items.

Step 4: Read charges, ticket, send to jail if he is a serial killer then just be like Okay sir you are a serial killer and send to jail after you read his charges.

If they request a higher up don't even ask your higher up and just lie saying he is not available.

 

The only bad thing about this method is you will be patrol officer/corporal forever but it is still worth.  

 

source: i'm still #2 for most arrests.

Thought you were trolling there but I guess you hit the spot. Good job  

[Dejay 796]

Two Knee the whole time you were writing that post you could have been finishing Tanoa and actually allowing Olympus to have an update. Thanks a lot you rat.

[Phizx 1287]

7 minutes ago, Dejay said:

Two Knee the whole time you were writing that post you could have been finishing Tanoa and actually allowing Olympus to have an update. Thanks a lot you rat.

top kek

[Guest]

Toe Knee only got corp cause he has a shitload of time on cop and was super active, good with the rules. But he couldn't RP with a brick.

[Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup 2934]

3 hours ago, McDili said:

But he couldn't RP with a brick

I just giggled like an adolescent school girl. Yes @Tman15tmb I just did. 

[DeadPool 4376]

2 hours ago, ToeKnee said:

Step 1: Hello <insert name above head> how are you doing today?

Step 2: Mumble into your mic and continue to talk over him even if he is roleplaying.

Step 3: Okay sir that gun is illegal i will be seizing it and searching you for illegal items.

Step 4: Read charges, ticket, send to jail if he is a serial killer then just be like Okay sir you are a serial killer and send to jail after you read his charges.

If they request a higher up don't even ask your higher up and just lie saying he is not available.

 

The only bad thing about this method is you will be patrol officer/corporal forever but it is still worth.  

 

source: i'm still #2 for most arrests.

so can i quote you on this when i get pulled into a room and told im being blacklisted?

 

[Guest]

25 minutes ago, DeadPool1337 said:

so can i quote you on this when i get pulled into a room and told im being blacklisted?

 

Don't listen to him when he says lie about requesting a superior. If we actually catch that it's a demotion.

[Virus1 459]

1 hour ago, McDili said:

Toe Knee only got corp cause he has a shitload of time on cop and was super active, good with the rules. But he couldn't RP with a brick.

Lets be honest he got carried by his partner to that promotion 

[John Wayne 572]

Toe knee you made a rookie mistake, you forgot to add any extra bullshit charges so you can profit off of the arrest. 

 

+1 on the virus comment

[Succccc 28]

3 hours ago, ToeKnee said:

Step 1: Hello <insert name above head> how are you doing today?

Step 2: Mumble into your mic and continue to talk over him even if he is roleplaying.

Step 3: Okay sir that gun is illegal i will be seizing it and searching you for illegal items.

Step 4: Read charges, ticket, send to jail if he is a serial killer then just be like Okay sir you are a serial killer and send to jail after you read his charges.

If they request a higher up don't even ask your higher up and just lie saying he is not available.

 

The only bad thing about this method is you will be patrol officer/corporal forever but it is still worth.  

 

source: i'm still #2 for most arrests.

right..... any other ideas?

[ToeKnee 613]

1 hour ago, McDili said:

Don't listen to him when he says lie about requesting a superior. If we actually catch that it's a demotion.

I forgot to put kappa

[Tman15tmb 1712]

2 hours ago, Bubbaloo Burrito said:

I just giggled like an adolescent school girl. Yes @Tman15tmb I just did. 

How am I not surprised? lol

[Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup 2934]

41 minutes ago, Tman15tmb said:

How am I not surprised? lol

You did just edit my post. You a bad bad man.  

[I Am Fuzzy 997]

1 minute ago, Bubbaloo Burrito said:

You did just edit my post. You a bad bad man.  

for some reason I read it how did you just edit my post. I need to get my eyes checked.

[Talindor 872]

3 hours ago, Bubbaloo Burrito said:

I just giggled like an adolescent school girl. Yes @Tman15tmb I just did. 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA U GOT GARY'D!!!!!!

Oh wait...it's Tman with da jokes? Who knew lol.

[Dustin87 864]

Real tips? be polite and friendly. If the rebel is nice cut him a break if possible. Cut the bullshit too, most people dont like sitting there for 10 minutes while you do stupid shit like putting lockpicks in a "lockpick shredder". People have this idea that stuff like that is "RP" when in reality its wastemytime simulator. Be polite, be quick if they want it quick, listen to stories if you are in the mood and you will be a great cop. Dont be a faggot that asks for ID and then spends 1 minute "looking for it". My names above my head.

[Succccc 28]

Just now, Dustin87 said:

Real tips? be polite and friendly. If the rebel is nice cut him a break if possible. Cut the bullshit too, most people dont like sitting there for 10 minutes while you do stupid shit like putting lockpicks in a "lockpick shredder". People have this idea that stuff like that is "RP" when in reality its wastemytime simulator. Be polite, be quick if they want it quick, listen to stories if you are in the mood and you will be a great cop. Dont be a faggot that asks for ID and then spends 1 minute "looking for it". My names above my head.

Thanks! I appreciate the first bit of good feedback! I will try to add that into my daily routine.