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FACT: The US has such poor data protection and PII protection laws that if you are arrested there are companies that buy your mugshot and charge you money to have it removed from the internet. 

#LandOfTheFree

reminder: 46% of americans don't believe in evolution, 100% of americans are poorly educated by international standards. most countries in africa have a better level of education than most US states... shocking !

Western Europe >>>>>> USA

Northern Europe >>>>>> USA

When will the third world country in a Gucci belt realise it’s time to fix itself up!

Yes, this is real. Let me start from the beginning. There's currently a bit of construction going on around my school, hence the traffic cones. But these aren't your normal traffic cones, they're like almost four feet tall. Maybe, I haven't measured, but it's somewhere between three and four feet. Anyways, I was walking by the cones with some of my friends, and usually I jump over them. (which is why I'm not sure if they're four feet tall) When I usually jump over them, I get a nice hop and spread my legs apart to clear it, to add an element of risk. Really don't want to smack my nutsack on that thing. Anyways, today I decided to jump over one of the cones, just a random one. Well it just so happened that there was a slight dip in the spot I jumped from, making the jump a little more difficult. What happened next is completely true. The crotch of my pants caught on the tip of the traffic cone, knocking it over while I jumped over. In that second, my life flashed before my eyes. And I thought "Well I guess no kids", but it's fine because it's not like anyone would be attracted to me in the first place. I really lucked out right here. The traffic cone did not hit my genitals, but rather my asshole. Then the tip of the traffic cone penetrated me by about an inch, through my pants. Not long, maybe a few milliseconds. Then it slipped back out. And then I landed. Fortunately, by cock and balls and penis and nuts and dick were still intact. My friends looked at me, amazed at how I was still standing. I said to them, probably the gayest thing I've ever said. (I'm not gay by the way. But I am not homophobic.) "Don't worry, my dick and balls are fine! It only penetrated my rectum!" Overall, not a fun experience, but I would take a traffic cone in my ass any day to save my pp. Overall, bad experience, 2/10. Unless you're into that shit.

I really fucking hate Americans

I just don't understand how people from America are just, on a consistent basis, shitheads.

The vast majority are arrogant, annoying, and they do this weird thing where they'll say a joke, it's not funny so no one laughs, and then they'll say it TWO MORE TIMES. WE FUCKIN HEARD YOU DUDE, YOU'RE JUST NOT FUNNY.

They also, for AN ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY, never seem to understand English. For fucks sake the people I've met from Africa or India know english better. How do you not know simple words.

They also have very poor logic skills. I don't know how to provide an example here but I just always expect to have to explain stuff to an American like I'm explaining to a literal child

The name [blank] is retired. Maybe age made me sick of a fake name but after [int] years [blank] is laid to rest. Maybe now you mfers will not assume im not [noun] lmao. If you get banned by [blank2], just know its  [blank] ;D

ALERT 

Everyone reading this owes me 500k and I will take it via in-game wiring. Failure to comply will result in a player report.

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Sometimes when I take people hostage in game I give them an offer to do a quiz, where you get given 5 quiz questions. If you get 100% correct you get between $250k and $1m. If you get 4 correct you get released with your gear. Any lower you get executed. People usually consent to the quiz. The quiz is usually some simple quiz from @mahanlankarani on TikTok. I usually select one of the “everyone can get them right” ones because it’s more fun.

I’ve kept tally of the people’s country of origin when I do the quiz. The results are as follows.

95% of people from the US fail to get more than 3 questions correct. This represents 1 person getting 4, and one person getting 5.

10% of people from the UK fail to get more than 3 correct. This represents 1 person failing. IIRC it was someone who was from IGSF at the time. 80% of them get the questions correct to at least 4. 1 person called me a racial slur before starting the quiz, thereby violating the implied terms of the quiz.

The EU countries have such a low sample size it’s better to group them all together. 35% of people get at least 4 questions correct from this group, which can be explained by the language barrier. 
 

This is hard data showing a damning indictment of the US education system. The questions are not difficult. They’re targeted usually around middle to high school level. I will skip questions and replace with others if there’s a question they will have no chance at getting (major UK/EU/AS/ME cities etc.)