Fat Clemenza

So a guy puts a gun to your head to take you hostage in order to get his mates revived, but you don't go along with it because he's not got any zipties? Jesus H. Christ, man. I mean, I know the letter of the law states you need zipties to take a hostage, but for fuck's sake, give into their demands. He's got a fucking gun to your head. You're expected to RP every situation you get yourself into. You sound like a rookie when you go by the "if it's not in the handbook, then it is/is not thus and so" attitude. Gimme a break, man.

And spelling, punctuation, and grammar...

It is evident that the politically correct and the self-entitled "right to feel good" attitude that is destroying our generation has claimed another victim. We as a people have lost our backbones. Everyone has lost their skin. Have any of you (the ones who can find insults it bouquets of roses) seen Hogan's Heroes? It was a sitcom in the 60s and 70s that made light of WWII POW camps. I should mention that a significant amount of the cast were Jewish. Some were even imprisoned at Buchenwald. The swastika was prevalent in the show as was the salute along the phrases Sieg, Heil, Hitler, Fuhrer, and a few other buzz words that'd get you expelled from school these days. Nobody batted an eye. It was a hilarious show and all of you are getting all hot and bothered over a video game? Grow a spine and get the fuck over it. This is the world, people. Any preconceived notion that you have some sort of right to feel good or that being offended gives you certain rights over others is just an ideal. Idealism has no place in society. Get your heads out of the clouds and grow a pair of bawls.

Bojo has more strikes than a baseball game with extra innings... The fucker doesn't own up to his shit either. Based on that piss poor precedent, Adam should be given another chance. However, the difference between Snake and Adam is that Snake didn't go out of his way to break in-game rules whereas Adam did... a lot. Purely off of precedent, un-ban him, though I'd still be a bit unsure about whether or not the right decision was made...

Snake, not only does it take some guts to make a public appeal to a community who is, albeit a slim majority, against you, but it also takes decency and the intelligence to know you did something wrong. What I can see from your post is that you've learned, you've owned up to it, and you want to redeem yourself. I'm all for it. I know you and I hate the piss out of each other, but I wouldn't be opposed to having you back on the server. In fact, I think it'd be pretty cool to have you and a few others back on Olympus, Hell, even on the APD. Don't worry, I've already reached a high enough rank in MC, so if you do come back, I won't be submitting videos on you so I can get promotions, hahaha! Good luck, man. Hope to see you back.

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Remember how I said Fort Knox has attack helicopters, grunts, and a tank battalion guarding it? Go ahead and give the civilians the BTR, but give the APD Slammers. It'll work out just fine.

Could be... Or zebra popcorn. Man that stuff is dank.

As far as I know, the popcorn they have at the cinemas in Norn Iron is meant to be sweat. Like their version of caramel corn. You'll not find buttered and salted popcorn at the cinemas there.

McDili. I am in utter speechlessness. You have my deepest sympathies. You and your loved ones will be in my prayers. Though we are only voices over the internet, you've got people here that you can talk to. I think I speak for a lot of us when I say we will listen to you when you need someone to talk to. We'll be your bridge. Stay strong. You are hurt, but you are not slain. I'd like to share a song with you. Please know that you're not alone in this.

Couldn't have said it better myself, hahahaha!!!

Irish Republicanism or Ulster Loyalism? Quick! Choose one!

At least the little fucker was brought to Justice. I can't stand thieves, man. Drives me up the fucking wall.

You'll not be seeing him for a while. He committed grand larceny and embezzlement. I think it was to the tune of $1000 or more with his aunt's credit card. His parents found out, so he's gone for good. They probably sold his computers. If he "donated" to anyone else, then they should be prepared to experience the same debacle as Jendrak. Sorry, Jen. You're up the river as far as I can tell.

You know, Jorbis, if you don't already write for your school newspaper, you should consider it. Seriously, you write better than some of my university professors.

Congratulations, dude. How long until A School?

Preach it, Paw.