Noahhh! 3607 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) In response to increasing cases and fatalities of COVID-19 on the Island of Altis, the Olympus government is calling all civilians to boost our efforts. The following jobs will be made available to everyone within the next month: 1) Toilet PaperGather Point: Travel to your nearest beautiful forest and chop down a few trees.Processor: The new processor will be replacing the current Diamond processor, since nobody is able to complete that job without getting robbed. Process the wood you've gathered from the local forest into toilet paper.Selling: Arrive at the Noble gang shed to sell the toilet paper you've gathered (we thought this was fitting since Noble is a pile of shit). 2) Hand SanitizerGather Point: Find the Dirty Bastards gang shed to harvest aloe that would otherwise be used by Zahzi and Majestic as lube for gay activities.Processor: Travel to OG to process your aloe into hand sanitizer (we figured we would replace this cartel since cartel life is completely dead).Selling: Finally arrive at the former Church/Arms cartel to sell your hand sanitizer. Your efforts will be highly appreciated by the Altis government. All processed items will be selling for 20k each and only hold a weight of 1 in your dildo shaped backpack. shitpost Edited March 24, 2020 by Noahhh! 2 4 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/
Millennium 5813 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 what Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453628
Noahhh! 3607 Posted March 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Millennium said: what New civ council idea, just looking for some feedback. Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453629
Millennium 5813 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Noahhh! said: New civ council idea, just looking for some feedback. -1 1 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453631
Monks 1662 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 +1 on toilet paper dealer at noble gang shed Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453634
johnny goose 3338 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 you got the whole squad laughin with this post Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453636
Deluxe 34 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 I remember when I had too much time on my hands Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453669
DubbedSoap 80 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 If you will budge on letting Vigis have armed speedboats Id +1 this Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453681
Hunter 130 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Soap del Mar said: If you will budge on letting Vigis have armed speedboats Id +1 this na give them a mk1 taser Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453682
Venomm 2244 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 8 hours ago, Noahhh! said: Gather Point: Find the Dirty Bastards gang shed to harvest aloe that would otherwise be used by Zahzi and Majestic as lube for gay activities. is that why they sit in carrot boys TS after every civ council meeting? Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453684
Noahhh! 3607 Posted March 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Venoooom said: is that why they sit in carrot boys TS after every civ council meeting? It's possible. 2 hours ago, Soap del Mar said: If you will budge on letting Vigis have armed speedboats Id +1 this Why not give them MAR-10 tasers like APD has? It's only fair tbh. 2 hours ago, T5 Vigi said: na give them a mk1 taser They should have free loadouts like APD imo. Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453706
Venomm 2244 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Noahhh! said: It's possible. Why not give them MAR-10 tasers like APD has? It's only fair tbh. They should have free loadouts like APD imo. Tier 5 Vigi Ghosthawks? Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453708
Hunter 130 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Venoooom said: Tier 5 Vigi Ghosthawks? bet lol we would be less toxic then the APD Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453712
Noahhh! 3607 Posted March 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Venoooom said: Tier 5 Vigi Ghosthawks? +1 +1 +1 +1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-453713
Ben Shapiro 1132 Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 LETS FUCKING GOOOO 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/35236-upcoming-new-runs/#findComment-454044
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