Thinks you have learned in Altis that carry into Real Life

[nacho 44]

I find myself immediately locking the doors to my vehicle whenever I get in or out

 

I never used to do that until I started playing this damn game

 

 

*edit* Things

[Grandma Gary 10529]

The other day on the way to work I spotted a cop strolling down town so I attached my silencer and strapped my PDW2000 to my back and ran past him to see what he would do.  Then I walked my dinosaur. 

 

Twas a good day.

[FluffyWolf 15]

awwwww you are following principle good job!

[Snake 771]

awwwww you are following principle good job!

Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry principle

[Hades 1423]

When I hear an officer say "Freeze" I for some reason just begin to run circles around him and taunt "You'll never take me alive"

[opponentmule2 72]

Does "Fuck da police" count?

[GFunk Havoc 8]

I can't shoot you squiggly bastards when you do the zig zag dance!!!

[justinlee TGR 0]

running over people dosent mean they can respawn somewhere in the city

[PoLaRBe4r 67]

I crouch and spot helicopters when I hear them. ;o

[Pte Howard 17]

I drive on the wrong side of the road.

[Bobey 120]

I drive on the wrong side of the road.

He really does, I had just spawned, look left look right, crossw the road.  Howard comes zoomin in that damn Sports hatch back :<

[SniperMcRifle 55]

I text people before i shoot bullets at them.

[Ghost R 7]

Yes, this game has ruined my life. I get different tattoos put on my and removed every day depending on what clothing I'm wearing. My wife and kids left me, I was fired from my job, and all I do now is shoot people, take their weed, and sell it. It's a rough life. 

 

 

Oh, and I also get mad IRL when it starts to rain. =P

Cough cough wink wink hint hint.

[Watermelone 168]

So i decided to bring up a few old topics on the forums ;P

[SPBojo 6862]

So i decided to bring up a few old topics on the forums ;P

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[Nick5523 49]

TERROR IN WALMART by Nick5523 is LIVE. 

Starts running around shooting people in the store with a rook.

Cop tazes (probably kills you)

"YOU DIDN'T ANNOUNCE YOURSELF!!"

[Odin 1073]

I'll be sitting in traffic, look at a field and have the urge to drive through it in my car because who drives on roads?

[SPBojo 6862]

I'll be sitting in traffic, look at a field and have the urge to drive through it in my car because who drives on roads?

lol.... 

 

ive actually gotten a habit of NEVER carrying cash on me, i ALWAYS use a card lol...

[Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup 3039]

True story... The other day my wife was talking to me while she was in the living room and I was in the master bedroom. Before responding to her I SWEAR to you I thought in my head I needed to press the CAPS button for direct communication.....

 

 

I am not bullshitting anyone.... I guess I am going crazy.... lol

[Sir Dude 11]

I've done the same thing when talking to my parents.

[Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup 3039]

It's a sad world we live in my friend. lol

[Odin 1073]

I got so used to pushing a button to talk in TS, that I'd start pushing my PTT button when talking to someone in the room.

[Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup 3039]

I got so used to pushing a button to talk in TS, that I'd start pushing my PTT button when talking to someone in the room.

It's weird yeah. I am more aware of my surroundings now. Also pay more attention when I hear sirens around me. Little things you catch when playing this a little too much lol. 

[Dustin87 864]

I got so used to pushing a button to talk in TS, that I'd start pushing my PTT button when talking to someone in the room.

Sometimes ill answer my Phone while in TS and when i go to talk to the person on the phone i hit my PTT button lol, just from habit.

[Gucci Mane 205]

I noticed olympus changed me for the better when I interviewed someone 2 weeks ago. 

 

Example Olympus APD App:

Give me some probable cause situations.  Oh what if he was shooting in the air randomly in the city?  What if he was randomly running people over?  Speeding?

 

Example Real Life Before Olympus:

I see you know a lot about oracle.  Do you like it more so than mssql?  Why?

 

Example Real Life after Olympus:

I see you know a lot about oracle on your resume.  Can you write stored procedures?  Can you explain to me the process of installing an oracle db from scratch.  What if this problem occurs, what do you do to resolve the issue?