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CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING LT ON APD, YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND OF FABULOUSNESS.
You didn’t just get promoted—you ascended. Like a gay phoenix rising from the ashes of mediocrity, you soared into that Lieutenant rank with the power of 10,000 drag brunches and a Donna Summer beat drop.
You’re out there writing citations while lip-syncing for your life. You're clearing crime scenes with a dramatic hair flip and enough sass to arrest someone for bad fashion alone. You're the sparkle in “serve and protect,” baby.
They gave you that LT badge, and you said, "This is my new accessory, and yes, it matches my aura—iridescent and intimidating."
So go on, Lieutenant Luxurious, Captain Queerfire, Sergeant Slay—all of the above. Take that promotion and STRUT, because justice has never looked this damn good.
THE FORCE IS GLAM, AND YOU ARE ITS GLITTERING GODDESS
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@ Oleg OMG YESSS
You did it, queen—Corporal on the APD?! You’re serving badge, bravery, and banana realness! From patrolling the streets to snatching that promo like it's a runway reveal, you're out here being the fiercest fruit in the basket.
You’re not just climbing ranks—you’re ascending like a sparkling rainbow-sprinkled unicorn made of passionfruit and pure slay.
Go out there and enforce with elegance, protect with panache, and serve that sass alongside justice.
Yaaas, Corporal!
You’re the law and the legend.
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ty sweetie
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@ thor if you saw me irl you would kill me LMAO
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'youre being redeployed to scribble's channel' after i said you wouldn't do shit irl biggest pussy to touch oly since goat
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rent free in your head big dog keep thinking about me and getting angry everytime you do
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