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Det. Payne

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  1. Hades, I would drag my sack 6.23 miles through salt covered broken glass, syringes used by hiv patients and worm infested dog feces just to battle an hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who once shook hands with the guy that sniffed a chair you sat on three years ago

  2. Moob: "Trenton when did you stop sucking at the game?" Mom, i've finally made it..

    1. Det. Payne

      Det. Payne

      Hole* cmon Thomas you know better...

      But gratz Trenton, idk you but it's always good to graduate from shit to meh :)

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  3. Did anyone else notice that Ebzekro is completely absent from the Top Donors list?

    1. Det. Payne

      Det. Payne

      **DISCLAIMER* *NOTTRUE**

      Ebzekro after crashing his mohawk 15 times and seeing absolutely no benefit from the pilot helmet especially since he couldnt fly anymore decided there was no poont in donating, he then proceeded to charge back his donations and is no longer a donator xD

      **DISCLAIMER* *NOTTRUE*

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  4. Was grumpy about losing 500k last night.. made one million tonight. :D

  5. Gonna be doing some more trick flying tonight in Kavala, look for my crazy backflipping hummingbird, or maybe ill attempt a frontflip in my Mohawk :D

  6. I'm needing a highly skilled crew to help me process raw material, this weekend. The cut is 75/25 with a Tier 3 donation thrown in. PM me!!

    1. Det. Payne

      Det. Payne

      Tell you what... I'll be management and we split the 75% 50/50

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  7. I'm needing a highly skilled crew to help me process raw material, this weekend. The cut is 75/25 with a Tier 3 donation thrown in. PM me!!

  8. Hooters should do a home delivery service and call it Knockers.

  9. Just got my Navy Federal account up and working on my USAA account :D

  10. A successful Fed-Res, Prison break, 2x hostage situations(one negotiated while we're processing a stolen load), 100% successful banditry, and won the Server Event. Yep... [Tree] sucks o_O

    1. Det. Payne

      Det. Payne

      i wish i had been recording your "landing" yesterday :P

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  11. Just watched the Post called "Ban Him" is it just me or all we heard was "SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK"

    1. Det. Payne

      Det. Payne

      Reminds me of cronk from emperors new groove, maybe he'll understand it :P

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  12. RIP pc, not sure what died but I'll have to find out before I can do anything. Cords first! Hope it's just the power cord! P.s. Kratos I'll pay you to get a new mk18 when I can get back on.

  13. Better to have been held at gunpoint than to never have been held at all.

  14. Jumping on the bandwagon. Poseidon best way to contact you is.........

  15. Jumping on the bandwagon. Poseidon best way to contact you is.........

  16. Jumping on the bandwagon. Poseidon best way to contact you is.........

  17. Need to see who is still coming on tonight for the cast and I'll confirm a time for everyone. Let's see if we can't double last weeks turnout!

  18. coffee and potato salad are great, but they just don't go well together.

  19. the dream came true... fk u virus! and through a wall! lucky jerk!

    1. Det. Payne

      Det. Payne

      He got me with me 3.4 mil bounty, we lit each other up the. Shot me one shot through a wall and downed me and then took me in.

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  20. i wonder how much almost 200mil is worth lol

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