Corporal Moob

The pope flew into Dublin on a big Italian plane
Collecting for the chapels and the Vatican
The nuns had plastic buckets and the priests had empty tins
And the Catholics had to stand and put their giro money in.

Altar boys with candles and plastic roseary beads
they drank so much communion wine the all went aff their heeds,
the pope said thanks my children for giving me your dough, but all the while we were there the boys of sandy row!

We hijacked the pope mobile painted it red white and blue
We took it to Derry's walls and up the shankill to,
We took it to sandy row to see King Billy on his horse,
Were he knelt and kissed king Billy's feet and the horses arse!

Glory, glory Hallelujah (x 3)
And we sent him back to Rome!

Arriving back in Italy he complained of feeling poor
So they sent for a doctor to try and find a cure
He quickly found the problem and the cure was diagnosed
He had to have his nookie or become the Holy Ghost.

As he lay on his single bed his cardinals did explain
You got to get your end away or the smoke will rise again
"I'll do it said the Papa, in fact I'm thrilled to bits
But she must be blind deaf and dumb with a great big pair of tits!

We hijacked the pope mobile painted it red white n blue
We took it to Derry's walls and up the Shankill to
We took it to sandy row to see King Billy on his horse,
Were he knelt n kissed king Billy's feet and the horses arse!

Glory, glory Hallelujah (x 3)
And we sent him back to Rome!

Now the bird she was a cracker, of that there was nae doots!
Black stockings and suspenders and kinky leather boots
But he cudnay get a hard on, and for that he felt a fool
Which just proves if u don't play the game don't make the bloody rules!

Glory, glory Halleluiah (x 3)
And we sent him back to Rome!

Happy 11th/12th July you cunts. 

May your Bonfires burn forever brighter!