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  1. Fat Clemenza

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  2. Fat Clemenza

    Sowf Central

  3. Fat Clemenza

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzEvyi8Y4SM&feature=youtu.be

    1. Joel

      Joel

      lol. Need a State ID Fam.

      Kappa 123

    2. Ham

      Ham

      Yes^

  4. Fat Clemenza

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compton,_California

  5. Fat Clemenza

    Dropped my rifle on my great toe and now my toe's purple...

    1. ToeKnee

      ToeKnee

      Are you trying to be racist 

    2. babooshka

      babooshka

      This triggers me #blacklivesmatter

  6. Fat Clemenza

    R.I.P. Kyle 2014-2016. My song to you, bro.

    http://youtu.be/TkjK_45idIE

  7. Fat Clemenza

    Soooooooooo lit. Happy Fuckin New Year. Sieg! Heil!

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    2. The Mountain

      The Mountain

      LIGHT WEIGHT

    3. Talindor

      Talindor

      It don't matter if your a light drinker or heavy, what matters is gettin, that buzz, most important part. If your boy a light drinker, he ah light drinker, you know he gettin his buzz on, that's your boy, he havin a good time that's what counts fam.

    4. The Mountain

      The Mountain

      For me, being a heavy, when I get that buzz, oooooooohhhhh yeah. But I go crazy and it's for hours. For example, at school, I started hitting on random chicks in my lunchroom. It was a good day.

  8. Fat Clemenza

    When GOAT gets a lethal. 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGtGph9P9Ys&feature=youtu.be

    1. Ham

      Ham

      Holy fuck

  9. Fat Clemenza

    But does it Djent?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uD31YJkJj4

  10. Fat Clemenza

    I called it from the very beginning. Now all of the idiots who jumped on the bandwagon to vape while they listen to their EDM instead of switching from cigarettes to a less lethal nicotine source are FUCKED! I love being right!

    http://www.wsj.com/articles/study-finds-e-cigarettes-contain-chemical-tied-to-popcorn-lung-1449681247?mod=e2fb

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    2. Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      All the streamers do it. It's like what the "kool" kids do today. You can't be a successful streamer if you are not smoking them e-cigarettes. 

  11. Fat Clemenza

    Spent some time playing cop on the new map. Odin, Poseidon, Toe Knee, and the rest of the staff who have taken part in the development and release of this update have truly outdone themselves. This map is great. Simply great. Good job. 

    1. ToeKnee

      ToeKnee

      Thanks bro ski 

    2. Isaac Newton

      Isaac Newton

      I agree with clamenza, very good job :))

  12. Fat Clemenza

    Keeping a Glock 19 within arm's reach when I'm endlessly having to respond to civilian-sided engagements while on cop probably isn't the very best idea. It's going to stay on the nightstand from now on.

    1. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      ELPRESADOR is ruining your life.

    2. Orgondo

      Orgondo

      No balls.

       

  13. Fat Clemenza

    This video never gets old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctLM0_eE42w

    1. Juwanna Man

      Juwanna Man

      Your rage last night was almost on that level 

  14. Fat Clemenza

    Hot damn, @Ace I declare I am truly S-M-A-S-H-E-D. To you and yours, Happy Thanksgiving. 

    1. Tman15tmb

      Tman15tmb

      Clemenza is white girl wasted? Two in too deep? 

    2. Fat Clemenza

      Fat Clemenza

      Two gin tonics, two bottles of Guinness, two glasses of wine, and a glass of scotch. 

    3. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      u fucking lightweight mongol

  15. Fat Clemenza

    She's not interested. 

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    2. Ventar

      Ventar

      Who is she?

    3. Pringle Mccringleberry

      Pringle Mccringleberry

      fuck her right in the pussy

    4. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      Things will get better. :( There is plenty more fish in the sea, most of them just look like moob sadly.

  16. Fat Clemenza

    O7 GhostFace. You will be missed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI

    1. Mobundo African Warlord

      Mobundo African Warlord

      what have i missed?

  17. Fat Clemenza

    Just finished registering for my final semester of community college. I'll be graduating in May with an Associate Degree in Administration of Justice and transferring to California State University Fullerton to pursue a Bachelor's Degree in Public Administration. I didn't think I'd make it this far, but I have and I am proud of my achievement.

  18. Fat Clemenza

    Probably shouldn't have had six beers in 45 minutes. Going to class hungover, ladies and gentlemen. 

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    2. Fat Clemenza

      Fat Clemenza

      FACK!!!

    3. Orgondo

      Orgondo

      10/10 for spelling though.

    4. Fat Clemenza

      Fat Clemenza

      For a drunk guy, I didn't do too bad for myself.

  19. Fat Clemenza

    Made my first legal alcohol purchase minutes after I turned 21.

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    2. Virus1

      Virus1

      Happy Birthday!

    3. Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      I've been legally allowed to buy booze for 9 years now... damn, sad times. 

  20. Fat Clemenza

    Why you shouldn't shoot at GhostHawks...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygZHJyorxys&feature=youtu.be

    1. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      Nice job running people off the server gg

    2. Mr Kevin

      Mr Kevin

      Doesn't phase me. I'll shoot at a ghosthawk when I want!

  21. Fat Clemenza

    I can see it now: Ace with his feet propped up on his desk with a glass of whiskey is his hands and a smug expression on his face thinking to himself "I freakin' told you so."

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    2. Ace

      Ace

      Lolol 

    3. Rich Homie Quan

      Rich Homie Quan

      pbr and classy can't be used in the same sentence 

    4. Grandma Gary

      Grandma Gary

      bud light? Let us know when you move on from ladies drinks.

  22. Fat Clemenza

    Some cool high-speed footage of a Wilson Combat 1911. http://youtu.be/jig-RvZr1OM

    Larry Vickers is a mega couch commando though. 

    1. brodyunderwood1

      brodyunderwood1

      Oh shit that's sweet

  23. Fat Clemenza

    For those who have not seen it yet, the new SrAPD tracksuit uniform.

    https://gyazo.com/0822b7de7285879ac780c4ae8a6bc891

    1. Matt (Barbosa)

      Matt (Barbosa)

      I dont want to be rude but the new uniforms are disgusting. White shirt and track pants? -_-

  24. Fat Clemenza

    Hard work pays off, ladies and gentlemen. I earned a B in my math class. Now it's time to replicate the result for the second math class in the same semester. 

    1. Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      Congrats.  Hated math back in college, but it's paying off now ( literally ) ;) 

    2. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      Congrats clemenza! I still need to pass mine.... have a 59% as of now.

    3. Virus1

      Virus1

      I'm on MC teamspeak give me a poke when you get back.

  25. Fat Clemenza

    Terrorists get smashed. http://allenbwest.com/2015/09/watch-boom-terrorists-get-a-dose-of-divine-justice/

    1. Adaptation

      Adaptation

      Get a free vacation to guantanamo bay

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