There once was a man named Ryan,
Owner of Olympus Entertainment, no lyin’.
A super laid back Arma 3 admin king,
But players swear he abuses perms for everything.
(He doesn’t… he’s usually AFK anyway.)
The moment he loads into Battlefield,
all that calm disappears instantly.
He dies once and immediately screams:
“BRO I AM ABOUT TO USE SOME GAMER WORDS THE INTERNET IS NOT READY FOR.”
He misses three shots, blames the devs,
calls the lobby “NPC coded,”
says his whole team has “two shared brain cells,”
then dies to fall damage
and insists the grass was “pay to win.”
But on Olympus he is calm, friendly, relaxed,
the most chill server owner in existence.
Yet he still gets blamed for abusing perms
even when he is not online
and the logs literally show someone else did it.
Raise a drink to Ryan,
Gambler, drinker, chaotic rage machine in Battlefield 6,
and the only man who can scream like a demon in one game
but run an Arma server like a peaceful monk.