Homeless Hank is a lovable scamp who is a little down on his luck, has a slightly damaged home (Black SUV) and he just wants 20$ to buy himself a sandwich. He likes to park in the APD spots at night cause its safe. He is sometimes naked and he will occasionally start bum fights in the alley, and he gets people to place bets on them.
The village drunk is a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling, speed bombs, crashes helicopter, takes hostages for a 12 pack of broweiser, and generally causes problems.
These two people don't mix.