R&R Xmas Party - Need APD Stripper Applications

[MAV 1684]

Hey there ladies and gentleman,

So Scribbles and I on a nice leisurely stroll thru Altis thought, "Hmmmm how could we bring in the Holiday season." And there born, in the crevice reserved for Scribble's brain, was an idea... On Sunday Dec. 24th 2017 R&R will be hosting a Xmas party starting at Kavala Hospital making it's way down to the square... Scribbles is bringing the candy canes, Bocaj's got the water, I'll bring the smoke machine, the rest is BYOS (bring your own shit).

Now for the fun part.. we need some strapping young APD men to keep the party going and keep the ladies excited... application is as follows:

_____________________________________________________Application____________________________________________________________

1. Whose your favorite elf? ________

2. Is Polka Music preferred for Chrismas Songs? ________

3. At what point does string become rope? ________

4. How many coffee's do you need to drink to get from Kavala HQ to Kavala Square? ________

5. How many donuts can YOU fit on your knight stick? _______

7. Did you notice you missed question 6? _______

8. Did you actually look back to see if you missed it? ________

9. How many eggs does it take to nogg? ________

10. What is the circumference of your thunder thighs? (in mm)? ________

____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

[Bocaj 111]

Will do my best to make it with the water. I will dump my entire Y inventory out just for water

[Colt 642]

I would be up for it but more than likely I catch a fat "Neglecting Duties Demote" being witch hunted.

[Gaetano 82]

[Strugglebus 624]

@ChrisGG @Dominick Ramos @mur @BobsYourAuntie Seems to be the best candidates for the job 

[Scribble 657]

We will be sectioning off parts of the square so we can have a good time without having to worry about getting ran over it will be starting 4pm cst. Good chance to stock up on your candy canes we will be giving them out as Christmas presents.

[Fear 45]

@Colt this is a better way to afk cop hours.

[joeysab13 8]

I can bring a 50.cal in square yu for medics to make some Xmas money while I take pride and joy in RDMing the shit out of everyone with a .50cal to the face this calls for no rook warriors 

[Pledge 2292]

5 hours ago, Strugglebus said:

@ChrisGG @Dominick Ramos @mur @BobsYourAuntie Seems to be the best candidates for the job 

Take my money

[DeadPool 4376]

1. Whose your favorite elf? @Haze

2. Is Polka Music preferred for Chrismas Songs? Hell no

3. At what point does string become rope? When the feet and swinging

4. How many coffee's do you need to drink to get from Kavala HQ to Kavala Square? Depends how many cops are running from tasers

5. How many donuts can YOU fit on your knight stick? I don’t carry a knight stick. But my dick can carry 4

7. Did you notice you missed question 6?  Who needs 6 questions 

8. Did you actually look back to see if you missed it? Don’t wanna talk about it 

9. How many eggs does it take to nogg? None requires no eggs 

10. What is the circumference of your thunder thighs? (in mm) enough to choke you out them.

@MAVE2ICK @TehJellyDonut

1 hour ago, joeysab13 said:

I can bring a 50.cal in square yu for medics to make some Xmas money while I take pride and joy in RDMing the shit out of everyone with a .50cal to the face this calls for no rook warriors 

@lou25000

[Bocaj 111]

14 minutes ago, DeadPool said:

1. Whose your favorite elf? @Haze

2. Is Polka Music preferred for Chrismas Songs? Hell no

3. At what point does string become rope? When the feet and swinging

4. How many coffee's do you need to drink to get from Kavala HQ to Kavala Square? Depends how many cops are running from tasers

5. How many donuts can YOU fit on your knight stick? I don’t carry a knight stick. But my dick can carry 4

7. Did you notice you missed question 6?  Who needs 6 questions 

8. Did you actually look back to see if you missed it? Don’t wanna talk about it 

9. How many eggs does it take to nogg? None requires no eggs 

10. What is the circumference of your thunder thighs? (in mm) enough to choke you out them.

@MAVE2ICK @TehJellyDonut

@lou25000

I like this mans application @MAVE2ICK @TehJellyDonut. I think he should be considered

[Novaaa 60]

2 Questions: 

1. What server?

2. Can I be a part of this? <3

I can bring the tactical bacon 

[dubVee 24]

10 hours ago, Colt said:

I would be up for it but more than likely I catch a fat "Neglecting Duties Demote" being witch hunted.

Yeah that sounds like a unique role play experience, not in the handbook but it is frowned apon by SADP.

[Scribble 657]

2 hours ago, TheRealNova said:

2 Questions: 

1. What server?

2. Can I be a part of this? <3

I can bring the tactical bacon 

It’s up for debate 

yes you can bring the bacon 

[ScreaM 1763]

1. Whose your favorite elf?  Buddy

2. Is Polka Music preferred for Chrismas Songs? 21

3. At what point does string become rope? when he stops moving

4. How many coffee's do you need to drink to get from Kavala HQ to Kavala Square? 0

5. How many donuts can YOU fit on your knight stick? 8 and a half

6. you thought I missed you didn't you squidward

7. Did you notice you missed question 6? see above

8. Did you actually look back to see if you missed it? see above

9. How many eggs does it take to nogg? 1

10. What is the circumference of your thunder thighs? (in mm)? 2876 mm using the formula 2*Pi*radius

[Shabiki Bakur al-Baad 308]

I think that by "whose your favorite elf" you mean "who's your favorite elf"

[Ryan 6833]

God damn I’m bringing the jolly ranchers boys 

[joeysab13 8]

Just now, TheRealNova said:

woooooooahhhh there buddy                            ^^^

What you gonna do about it buddy

[Novaaa 60]

34 minutes ago, joeysab13 said:

What you gonna do about it buddy

nothing not my prob

[Bocaj 111]

Remember 4pm

@TehJellyDonut @MAVE2ICKWe may need an update post

[Africa 249]

You guys are legit nerds