Chair smells of ass

[Jobius 11]

Been using the same chair for a couple months now, and of course I have farted on it numerous times, but now, as I shift my weight I can smell a small sudden wiff of a stench that I can only believe to be a the shit particles trapped in my chair. How do I rid my chair of this odor? COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!

[iPopsicle 2205]

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[Fyshie. 17]

I gave mine a good lick and it fixes it.

[Isaac Newton 1983]

[ThatNerdyGuy 5914]

Febreze dude, or Lysol Wipe the chair to clean it.

[Creepy 1305]

 

[ChubbyElf 324]

The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.

[FlapJack 158]

aye bruh go ahead and order a new chair and toss that thing into the ninth circle of hell.

[Ryan 6828]

Ask @Last, he literally shits himself every time we play, im sure he already has a routine to get rid of the smell.

[JAY1HP 155]

Order a new chair bro...Once you get a new chair used a towel folded up on the seat & wash it every week or so, keeps your chair nice and clean..

Edited January 21, 2018 by JAY1HP

[Jobius 11]

I have sprayed it and wiped it, but the stench persists

[D Ganja 99]

Lysol wipes work for me. I've personally gone days without showering and ive never reached that level. props man, takes a lot to get there. but if the smell persists it's definitely time to wipe the ass and throw that chair out

[Jobius 11]

@D Ganja The chair is not wipeable as it is made of a cloth/cushion material not a leather chair