Wipe...

[PO Box 79]

Front to Back or Back to Front? Research purposes of course

[Virus1 459]

Title very misleading...

[krack 8]

Title very misleading...

I feel the title is spot on myself.

 

On topic it depends, are you arms long enough for front to back? If yes then I feel this would be most optimal.

[PO Box 79]

Yeah I feel like Front to Back is best but some people just don't have long arms.

[Fedot 1158]

I do ZigZag Technique

[Grandma Gary 10529]

Who wipes?

[Jorbis 327]

Who wipes?

Damn straight

[Det. Payne 91]

Gotta go both ways for full effect, but start with front to back, don't want to get anything on the balls

[Tman15tmb 1860]

I prefer the side to side technique

[Zippy 2]

I prefer the crusty feel but hey to each his own

[PO Box 79]

I don't know, yeah not wiping would be really rebellious but everyone here is past that stage right? I mean I don't think anyone wants to walk around with that smell.

[joel1818 0]

I actually prefer the pinkie finger...

[Chronorpheus 3]

apparently girls don't poop or pee so i wouldn't know

[Grandma Gary 10529]

apparently girls don't poop or pee so i wouldn't know

I can confirm that this is a myth.  The females of the species do in fact poop.

[Pete Malloy 276]

Not to be darude or anything but..............................sandstorm is the best way to wipe

[Gucci Mane 205]

Real men do front to back, just saying.

[dbenson24 5]

I feel like my finger would slide up my butt if I tried back to front

[PO Box 79]

wow

[ZF_Marbles 15]

Sometimes, if I know i'm going in the shower straight after, I'll neglect the wipe and just wash it off in the shower. 

[Gucci Mane 205]

ZF_Marbles, I still wipe even if I know I'm hitting the shower after.  You dirty b.

[Doctor James 64]

I like to use the phone a friend option here in which you call a friend to come wipe for you

[ZF_Marbles 15]

Bubz, why waste toilet paper when you can just wash it off with soap?! I thought most people did that?

[Sqwallify 127]

I can confirm that this is a myth. The females of the species do in fact poop.

what proof say you?

[Nattyboh 6]

Marbles is spot on with the shower method, wiping before showering is a complete was of time.

[Jaeger Mannen 494]

Wiping before showering is not a Waste of time. Imagine you got the Runny-Runs... You're just gonna let all that poo wash down your legs and through your toes.. Even if you wash after the fact- Are you really able to wash every millimeter of skin that comes in contact with Runny poo-water? Eventually the spots on your skin will accumulate, the poo-tainted tiny specs will seep into your pores and make your legs smell. You'll be known as "Stinkah-Legs"...