PO Box 79 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Front to Back or Back to Front? Research purposes of course 2 Quote Link to comment
Virus1 459 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Title very misleading... Quote Link to comment
krack 8 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Title very misleading... I feel the title is spot on myself. On topic it depends, are you arms long enough for front to back? If yes then I feel this would be most optimal. Quote Link to comment
PO Box 79 Posted January 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Yeah I feel like Front to Back is best but some people just don't have long arms. Quote Link to comment
Fedot 1158 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I do ZigZag Technique 2 Quote Link to comment
Head Admin Grandma Gary 10039 Posted January 19, 2015 Head Admin Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Who wipes? 2 Quote Link to comment
Jorbis 327 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Who wipes? Damn straight Quote Link to comment
Det. Payne 91 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Gotta go both ways for full effect, but start with front to back, don't want to get anything on the balls Quote Link to comment
Tman15tmb 1698 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I prefer the side to side technique Quote Link to comment
Zippy 2 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I prefer the crusty feel but hey to each his own Quote Link to comment
PO Box 79 Posted January 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I don't know, yeah not wiping would be really rebellious but everyone here is past that stage right? I mean I don't think anyone wants to walk around with that smell. Quote Link to comment
joel1818 0 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I actually prefer the pinkie finger... Quote Link to comment
Chronorpheus 3 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 apparently girls don't poop or pee so i wouldn't know 1 Quote Link to comment
Head Admin Grandma Gary 10039 Posted January 20, 2015 Head Admin Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 apparently girls don't poop or pee so i wouldn't know I can confirm that this is a myth. The females of the species do in fact poop. Quote Link to comment
Pete Malloy 276 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Not to be darude or anything but..............................sandstorm is the best way to wipe 1 Quote Link to comment
Gucci Mane 205 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Real men do front to back, just saying. Quote Link to comment
dbenson24 5 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I feel like my finger would slide up my butt if I tried back to front Quote Link to comment
PO Box 79 Posted January 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 wow Quote Link to comment
ZF_Marbles 15 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Sometimes, if I know i'm going in the shower straight after, I'll neglect the wipe and just wash it off in the shower. Quote Link to comment
Gucci Mane 205 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 ZF_Marbles, I still wipe even if I know I'm hitting the shower after. You dirty b. Quote Link to comment
Doctor James 64 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I like to use the phone a friend option here in which you call a friend to come wipe for you Quote Link to comment
ZF_Marbles 15 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Bubz, why waste toilet paper when you can just wash it off with soap?! I thought most people did that? Quote Link to comment
Sqwallify 127 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I can confirm that this is a myth. The females of the species do in fact poop. what proof say you? Quote Link to comment
Nattyboh 6 Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Marbles is spot on with the shower method, wiping before showering is a complete was of time. 1 Quote Link to comment
Jaeger Mannen 493 Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Wiping before showering is not a Waste of time. Imagine you got the Runny-Runs... You're just gonna let all that poo wash down your legs and through your toes.. Even if you wash after the fact- Are you really able to wash every millimeter of skin that comes in contact with Runny poo-water? Eventually the spots on your skin will accumulate, the poo-tainted tiny specs will seep into your pores and make your legs smell. You'll be known as "Stinkah-Legs"... Quote Link to comment
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