My gambling advice

[eknjack 395]

Lost all my money to stupidity (for the 10th time this week) so heres my advice 

Only do small bets ~ While you dont get the adrenaline rush from doing 5 mil bets, in the long run its so much more profitable to bet 200k-500k a time. I spent 25 mins in the casino and made 10 mil doing small bets. The only time I do large bets is when I lose 2-3 in a row. If you don't want to turn into some dumbass complaining on the forum because you lost 200 mil, don't bet 10 mil over and over and fucking over.
Don't listen to your friends ~ My retard of a gang mate encouraged me to go back to the casino and I lost everything, not much more to say.
Know when to stop ~ When you triple or quadruple your bank account, its safe to say your fun is probably over. If you bite more than you can chew, you will lose everything.
Don't touch roulette ~ roulette fucking sucks dick
Blackjack advice:

If your cards add up to 14-16 your chances of winning are pretty low, you can try your luck by hitting but I normally just stand.
Always hit if you have an Ace and another low card. Ace turns into 1 instead of 10 when your total exceeds 21.
Don't double or nothing. Normally its safer to lose a bet, half it then double the first bet. Works for me a lot of the time.
 

[Caleb Snackbar 198]

this goes against kids college

[Rafa 2836]

The best betting advice is to disable betting and pretend you don't see the casino. 

To you its just the empty lot that it always has been and you're better off for it. 

[johnny goose 3338]

1 hour ago, eknjack said:

Don't touch roulette ~ roulette fucking sucks dick
Blackjack advice:

If your cards add up to 14-16 your chances of winning are pretty low, you can try your luck by hitting but I normally just stand.
Always hit if you have an Ace and another low card. Ace turns into 1 instead of 10 when your total exceeds 21.
Don't double or nothing. Normally its safer to lose a bet, half it then double the first bet. Works for me a lot of the time.

Im permed so take what i say with a grain of salt as i havent been able to actually use the casino,

From everything ive heard and from experience roulette is your best way at making money at a 49/49/1 chance (49%)
Blackjack on the other hand requires some prior experience and seemingly with the current casino you would need to be very good at blackjack to make money off it.

[eknjack 395]

8 minutes ago, Strafe said:

Im permed so take what i say with a grain of salt as i havent been able to actually use the casino,

From everything ive heard and from experience roulette is your best way at making money at a 49/49/1 chance (49%)
Blackjack on the other hand requires some prior experience and seemingly with the current casino you would need to be very good at blackjack to make money off it.

roulette is even more rigged than blackjack imo, as long as you know how to play blackjack its much better but this is all in my opinion, im sure results vary from person to person

 

[PoptartRex 3294]

1 mil on black 2x then 1 mil on red your gonna have another 3 mil when done

[Tobubas 73]

fokin rigged

That fucking dealer got 5 21s in a row

[Fraali 1458]

My advice? Don't gamble.

 

It's bad for your mental state

[Horizon 514]

PUT IT ALL ON BLACK TRUST ME

[monster 5668]

if you all in on green enough times, eventually you'll win.

[Courean 131]

4 hours ago, Horizon said:

PUT IT ALL ON BLACK TRUST ME

''JOHN CAN I BORROW 400K ILL GIVE IT BACK''

Edited August 16, 2020 by Courean

[milos inflated dev2 ego 4482]

you've got it all wrong a friend gave me 1m i put 1m on black jack won 2m on roulette won did 5m on blackjack won and 3 10m's on black won them all and then did 4 10m greens and lost it all go big or go home we dont speak broke here at kidscollege enterprises

[Horizon 514]

2 hours ago, i chop hatchbacks said:

you've got it all wrong a friend gave me 1m i put 1m on black jack won 2m on roulette won did 5m on blackjack won and 3 10m's on black won them all and then did 4 10m greens and lost it all go big or go home we dont speak broke here at kidscollege enterprises

damn you would be the one to win that much and blow it all on greens

[milos inflated dev2 ego 4482]

Just now, Horizon said:

damn you would be the one to win that much and blow it all on greens

big greens