i chop hatchbacks confession im so sorry olympus

[Tax this dick 4739]

i do not have coffe with ryan every morning that was a lie

i also do not own this server that was also a lie

i also do not have a 2022 Mercedes blacked out gwagon with solid gold rims with access to the nuclear codes that was a lie

ryan is also not my step brother i lied

grandma gary is also not my cousin

i am very sorry i have lied all these years to all the men and women i have tricked i say this to you on behalf of kids college enterprises sorry 

also thatnerdyguy is not my best friend from middle school was also a lie

feels great to come out and say all this i really hope the community forgives me aswell as the people i lied about

@ Grandma Gary  @ Ryan  @ ThatNerdyGuy  

[Strae 1718]

dumb 

[Noodles:D 766]

This whole post is a lie because I know you were best friends with Nerdy in middle school

Also

[Millennium 6226]

He is lying about all of these being lies.

[Ryan 7550]

7 hours ago, Dumb dog said:

i do not have coffe with ryan every morning that was a lie

Wait… so who do I have coffee with every morning if it isn’t you?

[Mike Lit 1211]

42 minutes ago, Ryan said:

Wait… so who do I have coffee with every morning if it isn’t you?

Its probably his doppelganger. Hatchbacks isn't trying to get his foreskin stolen.

[Grandma Gary 10700]

14 minutes ago, Mike Lit said:

Its probably his doppelganger. Hatchbacks isn't trying to get his foreskin stolen.

Beat me to the circumcision joke.

I hang my head =(

[CIA JOSH 2971]

1 hour ago, Grandma Gary said:

Beat me to the circumcision joke.

I chop foreskin?

[LULA 2022 - PT 13 552]

1 hour ago, Grandma Gary said:

I hang my head =(

Should probably put a little hat on it, since the circumcision took away the natural one.

[johnny goose 3338]

1 hour ago, Moderator Rafa said:

I chop foreskin?

i second this

[Tax this dick 4739]

 

he voted weird on my post so the next thing i say is okay because he started it

fucking furry 

the admins gave me permission to write this post*

 

*I HEADLESS told him to

@ Waddles

 

 

[Tax this dick 4739]

1 minute ago, HeadLESS said:

@ Waddles why you start world war 3 man.........

i spoke to ryan about this over coffe please tell this man @ Ryan

[Lea 1604]

6 hours ago, Ryan said:

Wait… so who do I have coffee with every morning if it isn’t you?

I thought we agreed we wouldn't out each other like this... Err I mean I don't know you, stranger danger...

[Waddles 75]

1 hour ago, Dumb dog said:

 

he voted weird on my post so the next thing i say is okay because he started it

fucking furry 

the admins *(DIDN'T) gave me permission to write this post

 

*I HEADLESS told him not too

@ Waddles

 

 

 

[FluffyTEDDY 240]

We can all conclude this with the saying "the cake is a lie"