LULA 2022 - PT 13

Forget to mow your lawn? Bullet to the head.

And they say roleplay is dead

On 26/01/2025 at approximately 1514 patrolmen assigned to the Pyrgos precinct observed a vehicle traveling at a high rate of speed.

A traffic stop was initiated, and the occupants of the vehicle, including two murderers, were apprehended without resistance.

A search of the vehicle led to the apprehension of two stolen APD tasers and one illegal machine gun.

APD - Committed to the community

@ Harve  Thanks for the laughs, Bozo!

https://gyazo.com/a8771b1ac9fd9864c510fa3f03ccc3b3

https://gyazo.com/7cb68ff2808c9364f6d1f591f6ea9302

Can we get winter altis as an authorized client-side mod from december-february?

I'm tryna make snow angels

The MP5 is such a vibe it's got me running a sting and enjoying it.

Good shit @ Lucien  (also plz add the scopes to APD, zoomed in Micro T2 > ARCO)

Ever since listening to DJ Love's boiler room set in Manila budots has kind of grown on me as a genre. 

It's still kind of a post-irony sense of enjoyment and I'd consider it insufferably campy like Ska, but if we're going into over the top goofy techno/EDM I'd rank it over hardstyle.

At approximately 1445 CET officers assigned to the gang task force stumbled across an organized criminal element poaching frogs.

After a heroic exchange of gunfire two vehicles were apprehended with over 830,000 worth of narcotics, two automatic weapons were seized and one homicide suspect was arrested.

Altis Police : committed to the community

Crackhead gets scared due to waking up in the middle of a shootout between military police and drug traffickers.

If anyone wants in on the deadlock beta just lmk

Semi-dumb question for @ Lucien  and @ maxg

Is it possible to add in a function red dot or holo and magnifier combo through CMOD?

Effectively this set up but toggling between scope magnification would leave the magnifier on or flipped down.

Also ETA on standalone Peltor headsets?

If you're in the APD I'd like to hear what you guys think about some current textures and whatnot!

@ drama  If you haven't considered doing the Big Smoke at least once you haven't played enough lol.

At approximately 0020 the Mobile Support Detachment responded to a call about a vehicle robbery. MSD officers performed a "hard stop" and apprehended the stolen vehicle on-route to a chop shop.

The driver of the stolen vehicle was unarmed and unaware of the infraction and was therefore released without charges.

BZ to officers @ SSprite  and @ Dips  for their work keeping Altis safe!

During routine patrol activities in support of the Pyrgos precinct the MSD apprehended a truck carrying approximately $105.000 in heroin.

The driver was given a summons to appear before the Pyrgos courthouse and was sent on his way

Congrats @ Rexo  Renegade PD is finally happening

https://gyazo.com/eee477dc66d58fcc392edfb73b06ecf5

When/is this stuff getting added to the  APD shop?

https://imgur.com/a/IgOKE2g

https://gyazo.com/32d51161af9a833428aefdd63d5ace9d

At approximately 1045 EST APD dispatch was informed of a stolen tempest near iron processor.

APD officers @ Aydin  and Poison quickly responded to the situation and after a short chase + firefight 3 suspects, including a serial killer were captured at approximately 1100.

The owner of the vehicle subsequently recovered his truck and approximately $300,000 worth of goods.

New titles

Claimant - file 10 disputes

Defendant - 10 disputes against you

Litigious - file 50 disputes

Unfairly accused - 50 against you

"You'll be hearing from my attorney" - file 100 disputes

Liability risk - 100 disputes against you

Hush money - give or receive over 10mil through disputes

Client mod suggestion : replace the military goggles with pit vipers.

You either die a smart fella or live long enough to see yourself become a fart smella.