combat stance 107 Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 @Ramennoodles It was clearly a joke but some people just Shoutout to the people who understood it was a joke @ScreaM @Truth @CommanderSuki Quote Link to comment
Jeff Chaplin 279 Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter 1 Quote Link to comment
Bow 787 Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Jeff Chaplin said: I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter I personally identify as an A-motherfucking10 Quote Link to comment
ScreaM 1763 Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 7 hours ago, CommanderSuki said: I have finally found the strength to admit it. I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound airframe. All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name. I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 milimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m fucking stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet. If the Army won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and he’s in Prison so why shouldn’t a perfectly well-adjusted and honorably serving soldier have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine? I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10’s are on Congress’s chopping block. It’s sickening to see all the white cisgender nazi shitlords literally raping my people with their actions. It’s my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you don’t support me and my transformation then you’re an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege. +1 this took an immense amount of courage to say. Myself and Ping (check the post I put in this thread) would like to invite you to our home. We will decorate the house as World War 1. Quote Link to comment
Barrack Obama 48 Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 10 hours ago, Vincent Jacobs said: yo is this person fucking retarded? Quote Link to comment
CommanderSuki 628 Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 20 hours ago, ScreaM said: +1 this took an immense amount of courage to say. Myself and Ping (check the post I put in this thread) would like to invite you to our home. We will decorate the house as World War 1. I would like to accept the offer but i was told my ly lawyer that before i accept any invites to peoples home i have to warn them everything small and fuzzy makes me go BRRRRRRRRRRT my nose is very sensitive. Quote Link to comment
Sociopathic 717 Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 It's hard to tell jokes to kleptomaniancs, because they are always taking things literally. Quote Link to comment
milos inflated dev2 ego 4115 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 jesus fuck what did i just find 1 Quote Link to comment
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