What are you?!? - Post Your Sexual Identification! [Safe Room]

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@Ramennoodles It was clearly a joke but some people just 

Shoutout to the people who understood it was a joke

@ScreaM @Truth @CommanderSuki

[Jeff Chaplin 279]

I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter

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1 hour ago, Jeff Chaplin said:

I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter

I personally identify as an A-motherfucking10

[ScreaM 1763]

7 hours ago, CommanderSuki said:

I have finally found the strength to admit it.

I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound airframe.

All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name.

I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 milimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m fucking stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet.

If the Army won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and he’s in Prison so why shouldn’t a perfectly well-adjusted and honorably serving soldier have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine?

I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10’s are on Congress’s chopping block. It’s sickening to see all the white cisgender nazi shitlords literally raping my people with their actions.

It’s my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you don’t support me and my transformation then you’re an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.

+1 this took an immense amount of courage to say. Myself and Ping (check the post I put in this thread) would like to invite you to our home. We will decorate the house as World War 1.

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[Vincent Jacobs 66]

 

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10 hours ago, Vincent Jacobs said:

 

yo is this person fucking retarded?

 

[Billeh 804]

[CommanderSuki 628]

20 hours ago, ScreaM said:

+1 this took an immense amount of courage to say. Myself and Ping (check the post I put in this thread) would like to invite you to our home. We will decorate the house as World War 1.

I would like to accept the offer but i was told my ly lawyer that before i accept any invites to peoples home i have to warn them everything small and fuzzy makes me go BRRRRRRRRRRT my nose is very sensitive.

[Sociopathic 717]

It's hard to tell jokes to kleptomaniancs, because they are always taking things literally.

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jesus fuck what did i just find 

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