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  1. Thomas
    Ya it says I've played only like 40hrs or so amd I play that in a week
  2. Thomas

    tomorrow I'm dressing up as a plate...bitches love to do dishes

  3. Thomas

    is it just me or is there a lot of forum bashing going on...it must be their time of the month

    1. teckub aka bucket

      teckub aka bucket

      Holiday's can do that, but what does 40 year old man know mUHAHAHA

  4. Thomas
    911 whats your emergency SHOTS FIRED!!!
  5. Thomas
    They will just change their name to Al Qaeda or The WestBoro Baptist Church or some other extremist group
  6. Thomas
    How about give people guns in prison with unlimited ammo so they can kill each other. or maybe just some glow sticks
  7. Thomas
    I'm rendering right now enjoy your ban
  8. Thomas
    I don't want anything it was a fun fight I'm not complaining. I have geico insurance so I might take the .50cal out to go pick apples tonight.
  9. Thomas
    The bomb was defused before virus took the .50 so the jail was secure
  10. Thomas
    I demand compensation
  11. Thomas
    I meant server 1
  12. Thomas
    What??? The cops where in full force last night on server 2 the ghost hawk was trolling the innocent criminals like myself...can't even rob someone in peace anymore
  13. Thomas

    When people drink, they talk too much, drive badly, and pick fights for no reason. Hades does all of these things while sober.

    1. SPBojo

      SPBojo

      #ThingsHadesDoes

    2. MileHighCaliber

      MileHighCaliber

      and hes still alive! he must be jesus

    3. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      #BANGBANGSHOTSFIRED

  14. Thomas
    teach me your ways
  15. Thomas

    Boss: This is the fourth time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: Yeah...that it's Thursday.

    1. BIGZay

      BIGZay

      Lol

  16. Thomas
    Is November 4th when the big update rolls out?
  17. Thomas

    The APD is a gang supported by the admin

    1. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      In the corrupt world of altis

    2. Thomas

      Thomas

      Can't beat em join em...I'm putting in soon

    3. drama

      drama

      Still accurate :Kappa:

  18. Thomas

    When a cop pulls you over, ask him if he has been drinking to establish dominance.

    1. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      Great idea

  19. Thomas
    I got my R&R badge this morning and I signed on and someone requested medic revive but I looked on the map and couldn't find the guy so I texted him and wrote in side chat. Where do I look to find their location...thanks in advance captain obvious from lieutenant retard
  20. Thomas
    Best Shot: EPDB Mcguire, Resentme, Respect, Relapse Best Driver: me, myself and I Best Heli Pilot: Paperbot, EPDB Mcguire Best Officer: Paperbot Best R&R: zero the kitten Best Kavala Troll (Not rulebreaker, legitimately funny RP): me Funniest/Most enjoyable to play with: anyone in Kavala on the weekends Most Dedicated Player: me
  21. Thomas
    my vote is for [POTP] thomas #me
  22. Thomas

    "is pepsi ok?"- my coke dealer trying to be funny

    1. itsardee

      itsardee

      lmao im out pce

  23. Thomas
    If Hades were a potato he would be a sweet one
  24. Thomas

    R&R interview... Jendrak- "So how would you describe yourself?" Me- "Verbally but just in case I prepared a dance"

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    2. itsardee

      itsardee

      lmao wat

    3. SPBojo

      SPBojo

      thomas plz haah

    4. Odin

      Odin

      Valid answer if you ask me.

  25. Thomas

    Cop: You were going 50 in a 40. Me: They say 50's the new 40. Cop: You drunk? Me: They say drunk's the new sober. Cop: Get out.

    1. FluffyWolf

      FluffyWolf

      lol

    2. Odin

      Odin

      Hahaha

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