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  1. Thomas

    you lied to me antistud you said your bday was on the 2nd. Either way happy bday shitter enjoy new zealand

    1. SPBojo

      SPBojo

      He finally turned ten, Hurray!

  2. Thomas

    I wish porn videos didn't have so much cursing, kids are watching

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    2. Thomas

      Thomas

      This little thing called the internet

    3. D3V1L

      D3V1L

      o.o

    4. Fedot

      Fedot

      +1

  3. Thomas

    "He sure seems like a nice young man" is Grandma Gary-speak for "I'd totally hit that."

    1. Grandma Gary

      Grandma Gary

      You sure seem like a nice young man.

  4. Thomas

    #FREETRENTONTHEGOD

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    2. Cake

      Cake

      NOOOO trenton yy

    3. orcpoc

      orcpoc

      Lol so when you coming over?

    4. orcpoc

      orcpoc

      Lol so when you coming over?

  5. Thomas

    ME: Babe, it's really muggy out today GF: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you ME: *sips coffee from bowl*

    1. SPBojo

      SPBojo

      lolwtf

    2. QKSILVR73

      QKSILVR73

      LMAO!!!

    3. Fastik

      Fastik

      Lol

  6. Thomas
    Rip wallet
  7. Thomas

    BULLSHIT

  8. Thomas

    My dog ate a condom last night. But try explaining that to the girlfriend when it's hanging half way out of his ass

    1. Fastik

      Fastik

      Lmao

    2. Tman15tmb

      Tman15tmb

      I'm hoping this isn't true because your dog would need surgery.

    3. Det. Payne

      Det. Payne

      https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000822867536/3f5a00acf72df93528b6bb7cd0a4fd0c.jpeg
  9. Thomas

    f you think your girlfriend has a great sense if humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes.

    1. Fedot

      Fedot

      My hand does not like roses

    2. Tman15tmb

      Tman15tmb

      There are usually knives in dirty dishes.. I wouldn't do that if I were you haha.

  10. Thomas
    https://youtu.be/1guypTZfy9g
    1. Thomas

      Thomas

      I'm not tyrone but I'll fuck your wife...short dick style

  11. Thomas

    I'm bad at apologies so unfuck you

  12. Thomas
    When you guys are done with him can I get a bj too lmao. But seriously thanks for the rp lesson now you can give civs rp lessons and it will be a utopia
  13. Thomas
    I live in texas this guy is a moron. Nice to see a patient cop tho. Note to civs this is what happens in the real world when you start quoting rules lmao at least know them. Also shitty rp will get you fucked up
  14. Thomas

    I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the color of the baby

    1. JProfessMan

      JProfessMan

      ZING

    2. Jaeger Mannen

      Jaeger Mannen

      Awww.... I just.. I just can't...

      http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA3LzE4LzE3L1N1cGVybmF0dXJhLjYzM2JmLmdpZgpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/6735d712/ab4/Supernatural-Dean.gif

    3. QKSILVR73

      QKSILVR73

      AHAHAH

  15. Thomas
    Ya I'm not a referee but I'm throwing the yellow flag and calling bullshit
  16. Thomas

    I opened up like 35 cases in the past couple days and no reds or knives so screw spbojo and donate me some skins

    1. SPBojo

      SPBojo

      FAK U GOOBY, i need more skins so i can 1 tap you ; )

  17. Thomas
    Will do. Be on my team or face the consequences of winning
  18. Thomas
    I'll be your friend add me on steam and we can get that trade going
  19. Thomas
    I have a sweet ass deal for you spbojo. I have a stat track megov for that knife. No scam no bs
  20. Thomas

    hi

    Thomas replied to Zombeh 's topic in Introductions

    I thought SPBojo was head admin
  21. Thomas

    skunk sprayed the dog, ants bite while washing the dog, now I can't go to sleep...I should play the lotto its my lucky day

  22. Thomas
    Fuck am I gonna have to get a new pc to run this
  23. Thomas

    more posts locked up than a texas biker gang

    1. JAMES GAT

      JAMES GAT

      Admins don't like my guide

    2. Lethals Loaded

      Lethals Loaded

      That guide was so accurate...

  24. Thomas

    *hits blunt* am I the only one who thinks carl and fedot sound exactly the same? *passes to the left*

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    2. Jaeger Mannen

      Jaeger Mannen

      Fedot sounds like he wears rusty Headgear...

    3. Thomas

      Thomas

      Fedot sounds like he wears rusty underwear also...

    4. Fedot

      Fedot

      http://steamcommunity.com/id/I_Eat_Dicks/
  25. Thomas
    https://youtu.be/Stzj5a1WIvo
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    2. QKSILVR73

      QKSILVR73

      OMG!!

    3. Jaeger Mannen

      Jaeger Mannen

      This is how i talk to everyone... *yawn*

    4. Thomas

      Thomas

      Lmao^

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