The reason I chose to sign up for the APD is because I like tossing cry babies in jail that can't afford to pay their bail (Ha, that kinda rimes). If you can't do the time, don't do the crime (Ha, I did it again ^___^). That said, if someone chooses to cooperate with me then I'll be more likely to cut some slack. If you try fleeing or shooting at me and I catch your ass then I'll throw the book at you.
It's the little things that amuse me easily.