Lea

Why would Santa skip his favorite person??

Dear Ryan, It has been a long year indeed. Splitting from your gang and making my own has seemed to throw them off just enough. All year many have been insistent that we are dating, and that the leaving of your gang marked our breakup. I was very helpful by neither confirming nor denying it. If we broke up, it was probably me and for that I'm sorry. Ask Ricky Falzo, I'm a bit of a heart breaker. Also, for a small fee I will pretend we're still together for the holiday season so your family doesn't catch on. I've, also, never confirmed nor denied my status as a secret staff member which some players insist I must be due to everything from the bomb over my head to the way I go out of my way to help new players get started. This is obviously the most thankless job as in order to maintain secret status I get absolutely nothing for my trouble. Except for that gang shed full of cupcakes Per your personal request I have gained the trust of many here on Olympus, spied on both staff and player alike and can most definitely tell you who's been naughty and nice this year. I will be emailing you the file later today. I'm not saying some of you should be worried, but maybe you should consider a healthy donation before the New Year. <3, The Loquacious Oly Elf Dearest Olympus staff and players, Thank you for the strangest year in my strangest year. Even the super hateful shit has been helpful. I am forever grateful for finding a place I know I can come when I need a laugh or twenty to get me through. I wish you and yours a joyous holiday season and may you have your best year ever in 22. xoxo, Lea The cupcake giveaway will continue indefinitely (For those who don't know, cupcakes are super redgulls and can be purchased for $2,500 at a Red Burger shack.) PS- Can I get a count of how many cupcakes I have purchased? Disclaimer, it is all @ Falco 's fault for bringing me here and any complaints should be sent to him.

3 are Australian Shepherds and one is a rescue mutt Thank you

I run an entire pack, plus regularly assist a rescue in transporting and fostering. Honestly, one of the biggest helps to rescues is finding those willing to transport. I work with a national rescue and being able to get a dog across multiple states has saved a life more than once for us. Meet my pack Rollo, Shadow, Sugar, and Rocky Joe https://gyazo.com/524c39f9154b11cd621e861c0fc0b12e https://gyazo.com/4a284aecc58da563f85fa59129453ad7 https://gyazo.com/ef03f0c9781014d318b8671277e267ff

I was there and felt very intimidated and I'm not even APD...

I'm not hating on him, imagine if one of us ladies did this though... Its not a good look no matter what.. I'm concerned that you are coming to Oly for positive body affirmations.

Okay but the body style has to be from either the 5th gen (67-72) or the 8th gen(87-91) And I want a cattle farm added for RP. Plus random roaming cows to dodge would be way more fun than rocks

You are special!

Damn, I must be improving people trying to flex killing me on the server now... My ego is HUGE! https://gyazo.com/7f22601e1112467b876ed4cfc39f47ac Wait... Do I have to make a montage now that I've made it big around here or what?

I think it's an intentional inside job @ ClashBy they figured out you were putting laxatives in the coffee.. Switch to medic while you can!

I thought we agreed we wouldn't out each other like this... Err I mean I don't know you, stranger danger...

Damn, nice to meet you as well

I'd fire my PA for the lack of punctuation alone. Thanks for the Wendy's!

True.

I wish you well in your irl venture. While your absence may not be felt by everyone, it'll be felt by those that matter.