Save me please

[CIA JOSH 2971]

Attention all Olympus football fans!

The Jacksonville Jaguars are the most incompetent franchise in all of sports and I’m ready to end it all. Byron Leftwich has removed himself from our head coach search, every other candidate is now employed, and Trent Baalke is still in the front office. Therefore I’m taking requests to be a fan of any of your franchises.

I just need you to fill out this simple form!

-What makes your team entertaining?

-Why should I be a fan of them?

-Who’s your best player?

and finally

-Is Trent Balkee and/or Shad Khan employed or involved in your team in any way?

Thank you

[ThatNerdyGuy 5935]

Joe Burrow, JaMarr Chase, Tee Higgins, Tyler Boyd and Joe Mixon

 

get on the bandwagon now, don’t look like you jumped here after the super bowl

 

Joe Burrow

 

no

[Millennium 6217]

The giants are pretty good! 

[Karsten1337 22]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rögle_BK

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@ ThatNerdyGuy  Mhm good option to consider with such a young and successful team. My only downside is you finally won a playoff team after like 30 years and that’s almost as bad as the Jags. 
 

Need more time to consider 

[T Rex 54]

The Texans are just bad. Except you don't have massage Watson.

 

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14 minutes ago, T Rex said:

The Texans are just bad. Except you don't have massage Watson.

 

Don’t worry I won’t be a Texans fan. You guys are just as bad, slightly better, but still bad

[buckie 3324]

41 minutes ago, Quagon should go outside said:

Don’t worry I won’t be a Texans fan. You guys are just as bad, slightly better, but still bad

Pats beat ur team every year 2 times

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3 minutes ago, buckie said:

Pats beat ur team every year 2 times

What

[Grandma Gary 10699]

16 minutes ago, Quagon should go outside said:

What

He said Pats beat ur team every year 2 times

I dunno what that formation of words means either.  Handegg is a mystery.

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Just now, Grandma Gary said:

He said Pats beat ur team every year 2 times

I dunno what that formation of words means either.  Handegg is a mystery.

And I’m gonna beat your ass you old fart if you don’t shut the fuck up 

[jig 2292]

hey uhhh..... so i heard that mac jones guy is like the next tom brady or something 

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18 minutes ago, jig said:

hey uhhh..... so i heard that mac jones guy is like the next tom brady or something 

I’m from New York so unfortunately any Boston team is off limits. Thank you for your time

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6 minutes ago, hawkg said:

The ravens taking it homes this year

As a former Baltimore resident with many Ravens fans this is emerging as a front runner. Also I desperately wanted the Jags to draft Lamar and Mark Andrews, ESPECIALLY Mark Andrews.

Also are you the illegitimate child of @ hawk  and @ maxg ?

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5 minutes ago, hawkg said:

Yes although maxg left to get milk and never came back

He’s on his way back, it’s just taking a while because he’s on foot since he isn’t old enough to drive 

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I would like to thank @ ThatNerdyGuy  @ hawkg  @ jig  and everyone else who took the time to submit their franchises into my thread but the Jaguars have hired Super Bowl Champion Doug Pederson as Head Coach so I will officially be canceling my fan base swapping program until Week 9 of the 2022 NFL season when we are officially eliminated from playoff contention. I may then reconsider your options, possibly even life itself and if it’s worth living. Thank you for your time

[WALT 3460]

The Pittsburgh Steelers, great organization with a future unknown. If you join The Steelers Nation now you will get to see an organization rebuilt from the ground up. Perfect for a new fan to experience the beginning of a new era. While it's a new era for the Steelers, their history doesn't lie and they have some of the greatest stat-lines & players the game has ever seen. You will have the chance to see this organization reach #1 in all-time super bowl championships. Great fan base and wonderful city. I'm glad to be a Steeler and looking forward to see what the future holds. 

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@ WALT  Chase Claypool and JuJu are major turn offs. But I do happen to own a Troy Polamalu jersey, although it doesn’t fit anymore and all the letters/numbers have basically been washed off.

However I do love watching that Black and Gold in the playoffs 

https://youtu.be/3dUiKXdqFyY

https://youtu.be/jTlzbsjojGs

[Lea 1598]

I mean.. Aside from continuing to play this game, my life long history of being a Lions fan should be the largest sign of my masochistic tendencies... 

But with Stafford playing and Eminem performing this is the closest Detroit has ever been! 

 

All kidding aside, I'm a Chiefs fan, when I feel like watching a pro game. I have stronger opinions on college teams. Err, crap.. I mean I'm just a lady I don't get to have an opinion... Blessed be/Under his eye yadda yadda... 

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@ Lea you made it cringe 

[WALT 3460]

46 minutes ago, Quagon should go outside said:

@ WALT  Chase Claypool and JuJu are major turn offs. But I do happen to own a Troy Polamalu jersey, although it doesn’t fit anymore and all the letters/numbers have basically been washed off.

However I do love watching that Black and Gold in the playoffs 

https://youtu.be/3dUiKXdqFyY

https://youtu.be/jTlzbsjojGs

juju gonna be gone

claypool only two more years

[buckie 3324]

7 hours ago, Grandma Gary said:

He said Pats beat ur team every year 2 times

I dunno what that formation of words means either.  Handegg is a mystery.

footegg is for losers and heart attack prone south americans, wonder whats going on there btw

Edited February 4, 2022 by buckie

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On 2/3/2022 at 8:12 PM, jig said:

hey uhhh..... so i heard that mac jones guy is like the next tom brady or something 

Mac Jones is the 2nd best QB in the nfl today, right behind Trevor Lawrence 

@ -dante- suck my balls

[-dante- 5803]

12 minutes ago, Jordan Love Betta said:

Mac Jones is the 2nd best QB in the nfl today, right behind Trevor Lawrence 

@ -dante- suck my balls

@ Jordan Love Betta <-------

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Just now, -dante- said:

@ Jordan Love Betta <-------

It was a typo, it’s actually “Jordan Love Beta”

Trevor “Alpha” Lawrence on top