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  1. Thomas

    I hate how women say, we think with the wrong head. They're just speaking with the wrong lips

    1. djdarkmunk

      djdarkmunk

      yes

  2. Thomas
    When I'm naked I think of Hades and then I get excited and do cartwheels
  3. Thomas

    I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back longer and thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock

    1. Juwanna Man

      Juwanna Man

      lolol

  4. Thomas

    I swear to god, idk why but all the cool kids are doing it

  5. Thomas
    You should upgrade your potato. On my phone I go to the full website and it lets me do everything. Also another pro tip. Don't do cartwheels naked, I did and teabagged myself
  6. Thomas

    last night I had sex with not one, not two, but zero women

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    2. Gucci Mane

      Gucci Mane

      hahahaha

    3. Moose

      Moose

      gl tonight bro... call moobs mom. You might have some problems smuggling fish in through customs!

    4. Peter Long

      Peter Long

      Omg EW moose

  7. Thomas
    Bye Bill you will be missed and forgotten...jking but seriously thanks for the best gangs to grace the server
  8. Thomas

    I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls

    1. Thomas

      Thomas

      Idc tho soon you will all be eating my summer sausage

    2. TheAntiStud

      TheAntiStud

      I'll Fall to my knees for you

    3. D3V1L

      D3V1L

      o.o

  9. Thomas
    where is the post for the updates I can't find it
  10. Thomas
    I didn't know 3 rip is a squirter...I mean squeaker
  11. Thomas
    1.Cake 2.Dustin 3.Symfuhny and honorable mention goes to Sanders
  12. Thomas
  13. Thomas
    I don't really know you Ares butt from what I hear you're a good admin and a shitty pilot. Warfare for sergeant
  14. Thomas

    where is the turtle cartel? I'm missing out on big tax money

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    2. Fedot

      Fedot

      omg warefare YES

    3. Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      Do not buy the house where the turtle cartel is. That wouldn't be fair. And by the way why is that even possible?

    4. QKSILVR73

      QKSILVR73

      I like Turtles.!

  15. Thomas

    I have 87 games and the only one I wanna play is Olympus...is this what love feels like

    1. Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      I totally feel you man. Right there with you. Olympus FTW!

    2. Muthinator

      Muthinator

      If its wrong, I don't want to be right.

  16. Thomas

    you know how long it takes me to get 800 dollars to buy a hummingbird Warfare? COMP OR BAN!!!!

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    2. Thomas

      Thomas

      Ya I suck at KOTH and it takes me an hour to buy a hummingbird and warfare 1 sec to steal it...the salt is REAL

    3. D3V1L

      D3V1L

      Just say in the zone. You get money and xp for it.

    4. Thomas

      Thomas

      I would if hackers like Deimos and 3 RIP didn't shoot me before I even land. COMP OR BAN!!!

  17. Thomas
    Dad can I have a bike? *Fugi brings home a motorcycle*
  18. Thomas

    whats up with KOTH it keeps saying connecting failed for me

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    2. SPBojo

      SPBojo

      it was working earlier for me and poseidon were ingame, same were a thomas, not sure if it was you. but atleast, it was working fine earlier. might just be as hades said, some new issues have occoured.

    3. Zahzi

      Zahzi

      Was working for me earlier, then it crashed and I haven't been able to join since then

    4. Thomas

      Thomas

      Please bring it back its so much fun

  19. Thomas
    I'm gonna hand out rooks like its candy on Halloween
  20. Thomas

    Looking for a female to wear a Ronald McDonald costume during sex...No weidos please

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    2. Pringle Mccringleberry

      Pringle Mccringleberry

      I can pretend to be a female in a ronald mcdonald costume ;)

    3. Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      It got creepier

    4. Thomas

      Thomas

      As long as you take care of my tater tots Pringle

  21. Thomas

    I like my women like I like my milk. Rich, white and 2% fat.

    1. Tman15tmb

      Tman15tmb

      Couldn't agree more

    2. Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup

      hear hear!

  22. Thomas

    Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You're welcome.

    1. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      Never have kids thomas, never.

    2. Thomas

      Thomas

      I would slap you in the face with your little brother's foot

    3. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      That would hurt.

  23. Thomas
    Brennan is an aboriginal and has rights to these lands.......and forums
  24. Thomas

    I'm so bored at work I might actually do my job

    1. Thomas

      Thomas

      After this job I'm off to the second job...can't wait to build the new pc

  25. Thomas
    Shit after my last comment work finally blocked damn near everything...no more porn...o well fap fap fap
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