Fat Clemenza
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Why you shouldn't shoot at GhostHawks...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygZHJyorxys&feature=youtu.be
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I didn't give it to Larry per se. He wanted a Hatchback full of apples in exchange for the safe return of Deputy dubVee. Being that I was the negotiator, I had to disarm, so I put my weapons in my Hatchback. Once I delivered the Hatchback to Larry, he demanded that I give him the keys so he could drive off with apples. I complied, but I had forgotten that my weapons were still in the vehicle. By the time I realized my mistake, Larry was already driving off into the sunset with the Four-Five, MAR-10, and 40 apples. Thank God each weapon had only one magazine loaded and no spares. You've got a very expensive paperweight
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
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Thanks for the clarification.
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Not sure if you know, Odin, but the Sergeant uniform is gone and I am still able to buy Hunters. The GhostHawk is skinned for me however. Pretty stoked on this update, man.
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Congrats to my boy Gidgit on his SGT promotion.
Fat Clemenza replied to Bubbaloo - Reusable P Cup 's topic in General Chit-Chat
If you looked up MCPD in the dictionary, you'd find conjecture in the list of synonyms. Let me bring some evidence to the table. McDili fires MC cops on the daily; anyone remember John Wayne, Mory Mango, and Toe Knee? McDili fired all three of them in a lot less than twelve units of time. In addition to that, Brody and Gidgit's playtime on civilian is nonexistent or as near as damn it; I'm sure there are nuns who have sex more than those two play civilian. Thirdly, if Gary doesn't want someone to be promoted, all he has to do is say no. He's the CoP and therefore his word is final. I'll say this as well: we watch everyone. Time is not the only factor, but if you're only putting in fourty-two minutes in per week, like a good friend of mine from Puerto Rico, then don't be surprised when you're passed over by people who are just as good as you, but put in much more time than you. Put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it. Clemenza out. -
Welcome. Never been to SF, but I hear it's a crazy place. Might have to drive up there some day; I've got a few friends that go to SFSU and UC Berkeley.
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PROMOTIONAL VIDEO
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Hillary Clinton's a murdering communist, Bernie Sanders is a spineless socialist, and Joe Biden (he'll run too) is off of his rocker. Whoever gets the Republican nomination gets my vote. I think Rubio and Fiorina are strong candidates, but I like Cruz, Trump, and Paul as well.
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The little rug rat's permed from Asylum as well. They're fresh out of options it seems.
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I can see it now: Ace with his feet propped up on his desk with a glass of whiskey is his hands and a smug expression on his face thinking to himself "I freakin' told you so."
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Lolol
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pbr and classy can't be used in the same sentence
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bud light? Let us know when you move on from ladies drinks.
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Some cool high-speed footage of a Wilson Combat 1911. http://youtu.be/jig-RvZr1OM
Larry Vickers is a mega couch commando though.
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Oh shit that's sweet
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For those who have not seen it yet, the new SrAPD
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I dont want to be rude but the new uniforms are disgusting. White shirt and track pants?
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Hard work pays off, ladies and gentlemen. I earned a B in my math class. Now it's time to replicate the result for the second math class in the same semester.
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What Meth said. Comp or ban. It's been around since the beginning of the server.
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Or you could just refrain from being a nimrod and, you know, not shoot a fucking explosive device in the middle of a police station...
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What kind of cop tries to detonate an explosive while his colleagues are trying to process people? I'll tell you: a stupid cop. Common sense is uncommon while stupidity is prolific.
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Terrorists get smashed. http://allenbwest.com/2015/09/watch-boom-terrorists-get-a-dose-of-divine-justice/
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Get a free vacation to guantanamo bay
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The time has come for me to get an Animal Style 4x4 w/Animal Style Fries. Here I go.
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animal style has "Special sauce" (some sort of thousand island relish sorta thing really good) and then it also has grilled onions.
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Animal style fries: cheese, thousand island, and cheese on the fries. Animal style burger: burger of your choice with hand-leafed lettuce, tomato, a mustard cooked beef patty; add pickle, extra spread with grilled onions
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Thats how they come here in tx. You have to request grilled onions tho
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What? I got a lot of good RP out of executions.
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Haven't had an In-N-Out Burger in forever. Might go for a 3x3 Animal Style and Animal Style Fries on Thursday after school. I'm a Californian for fuck's sake! I should be having one once a week.
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Your little skinny ass can't handle the double double dustin. You probably only eat half. But seriously in N out and mooyah have the best burgers all other places can suck a fat clemenza
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"Suck a Fat Clemenza." That's priceless. I'll keep that in mind, hahaha!
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my mom says clemenza sounds like a STD.
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As I said before, the man is severely drunk. He was at a wedding all day and probably drank his weight in booze. I can vouch for him.
