The G.O.A.T. Chief Deputy Glenn, Reporting For Duty

[J.Glenn 52]

Yo yo yooooo what it be homies?!

Out here round these Altian parts wishin' a good day to yall from your friendly neighborhood Chief Deputy Glenn.[I have been self-appointed to the rank of Chief Deputy (leader of the the Deputy Cult and the savior of the hobo trash men) with my 2ic being Deputy Silver.

I am an R&R EMT and originally started on this server around 3-4 years ago (2014-2015 I think) but I never played super consistently (hard to play on Olympus by yourself when you're 14 and a squeaker) I was first a cop in August of 2018, then from March-February of 2019, and now I'm back again as a Cop here to bring those Civvies to justice.

Ain't no greasy dago W.O.P.s out here can stop me, out here taking the H-train to LaLa Land, where my spirit animal Drake is going to teach me what the color purple tastes like.

 

Ya dig?

 

-J.Glenn

[NokiaStrong 1200]

Uhhh yeah 

[Mason Harrison 491]

Its not hard to be 14 and a squeaker 

[HyperGoat 827]

This is even more cringe than the Proud & Savage twins.. change my mind

[Guest]

Self proclaimed chief deputy more like self proclaimed virgin

[HyperGoat 827]

8 minutes ago, McDili said:

Self proclaimed chief deputy more like self proclaimed virgin

back from the dead to roast people

[J.Glenn 52]

25 minutes ago, McDili said:

Self proclaimed chief deputy more like self proclaimed virgin

1v1 me Kavala square P07s only

31 minutes ago, HyperGoat said:

This is even more cringe than the Proud & Savage twins.. change my mind

That's the joke, you silly silly man

37 minutes ago, Soulz said:

This was difficult to read...

I thought everyone could read and write High Altian...?

Language of the cringe lords?

The pride of incels everywhere?

[1-800TryHards 401]

Lost some brain cells 

[Vizaraik 0]

1 minute ago, 1-800TryHards said:

Lost some brain cells 

This was honestly my goal, I appreciate your comment.

[Morgan Freeman 70]

Defiantly a bully victim.

Edited March 26, 2019 by Morgan Freeman

[J.Glenn 52]

Just now, Morgan Freeman said:

Defiantly a bully victim.

Excuseme Sir, I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

[hawk 1527]

Denied

[Mason Harrison 491]

12 minutes ago, J.Glenn said:

Excuseme Sir, I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

Wow you got bullied then took it out on some noobs.... Shame on you

[Evann 579]

yikes

[J.Glenn 52]

I love how everyone brown noses the shit out of McDili with likes and upvotes

[HyperGoat 827]

7 minutes ago, J.Glenn said:

I love how everyone brown noses the shit out of McDili with likes and upvotes

i mean what he said is probably the truth

[silver 201]

Poor Glenn lol

[J.Glenn 52]

3 minutes ago, S1LVER said:

Poor Glenn lol

Brother Silver, let us commence the counter-roast

[Zakaloko 285]

Silver ain’t gonna do sheet

[Panda :) 1916]

Umm no...?

[Corporal Moob 3316]

Somebody fire this crackhead

[J.Glenn 52]

1 hour ago, McDili said:

Self proclaimed chief deputy more like self proclaimed virgin

34 minutes ago, HyperGoat said:

i mean what he said is probably the truth

Speak for yourself coward, I get more pussy than the Egyptians

 

[BananaHammock 164]

1 hour ago, J.Glenn said:

March-February of 2019, and now I'm back again

This man has big dick energy, speaking of the present in past tense.

[Mighty 1404]

1 hour ago, hawk said:

Denied

But hawk him appointing himself chief deputy means he never wants po.

[J.Glenn 52]

8 minutes ago, Mighty said:

But hawk him appointing himself chief deputy means he never wants po.

As Chief Deputy Glenn of the APD I'm going to have to order you to stand down and leave the area sir, before I charge you with disturbing the peace.

 

50 minutes ago, BananaHammock said:

This man has big dick energy, speaking of the present in past tense.

Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 individuals.

 

1 hour ago, zakal said:

Silver ain’t gonna do sheet

Silver is my brother in arms.  I have his back, war buddy style.