Clark's Laws of Olympus

[Geralt of Rivia 634]

• #1 - You are not Superman. Do not think you can "do it alone" because you can't.
• #2 - If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. Get the job done...that's all that is important. Performance over appearance. 
• #3 - Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire. The bigger target/threat you pose the Enemy, the more you risk being targeted.
• #4 - When in doubt, empty your magazine. If you think a situation is going "SOUTH" (bad), do what you have to do to be safe.
• #5 - Never share cover with anyone braver than you are. If you're "stuck" with someone braver than you...you'll be sucked into the Enemy's wrath.
• #6 - Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. Be prepared for Plan "B" because if something can break in combat, it will...
• #7 - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. Be wary of an "easy" fight as it might be the Enemy luring your into a trap.
• #8 - No plan survives the first contact intact. Military planning is important, but so are simple words on paper. Executing those words are much harder to do...
• #9 - All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds. Expect the unexpected. If things can go wrong...they will.
• #10 - Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo. The higher priority target you present, the higher priority target YOU become.
• #11 - The simple things are always hard. Do NOT flip tank.
• #12 - If the Enemy is in range, "SO ARE YOU!!!". Once you have "eyes" on the Enemy...so do they ! !
• #13 - Beer math is: 2 beers times 37 men = 49 cases. This helps remind us of the importance of planning supplies correctly.
• #14 - Body count math is: two guerrillas plus one portable plus two pigs = 37 Enemy killed in action. I have no idea what this means...
• #15 - Anything can get you shot - including doing nothing. Remember to always improve your current situation, remaining static may not help you.
• #16 - Tracers work both ways. Tracers and IR lasers help you sight -in the Enemy AND yourself...

 

 

 

 

[Williams_254 91]

what

[Montez 421]

[buckie 3302]

(insert toxic response here)

[Noahhh! 3606]

[Deluxe 34]

that was a good movie

[monster 5665]

10 minutes ago, Noahhh! said:

[Noahhh! 3606]

Just now, M0N5T3R said:

@MBPslyr

[Sagebrush 47]

You forgot a rule, go-kart > Ifrit

[Derz67 15]

OK boomer

[Ryan 6834]

2 hours ago, buckie said:

(insert toxic response here)

 

[Caleb Snackbar 198]

Always remember seatbelts

[Hisoka 123]

5 hours ago, Superman said:

• #1 - You are not Superman. Do not think you can "do it alone" because you can't.
• #2 - If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. Get the job done...that's all that is important. Performance over appearance. 
• #3 - Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire. The bigger target/threat you pose the Enemy, the more you risk being targeted.
• #4 - When in doubt, empty your magazine. If you think a situation is going "SOUTH" (bad), do what you have to do to be safe.
• #5 - Never share cover with anyone braver than you are. If you're "stuck" with someone braver than you...you'll be sucked into the Enemy's wrath.
• #6 - Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. Be prepared for Plan "B" because if something can break in combat, it will...
• #7 - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. Be wary of an "easy" fight as it might be the Enemy luring your into a trap.
• #8 - No plan survives the first contact intact. Military planning is important, but so are simple words on paper. Executing those words are much harder to do...
• #9 - All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds. Expect the unexpected. If things can go wrong...they will.
• #10 - Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo. The higher priority target you present, the higher priority target YOU become.
• #11 - The simple things are always hard. Do NOT flip tank.
• #12 - If the Enemy is in range, "SO ARE YOU!!!". Once you have "eyes" on the Enemy...so do they ! !
• #13 - Beer math is: 2 beers times 37 men = 49 cases. This helps remind us of the importance of planning supplies correctly.
• #14 - Body count math is: two guerrillas plus one portable plus two pigs = 37 Enemy killed in action. I have no idea what this means...
• #15 - Anything can get you shot - including doing nothing. Remember to always improve your current situation, remaining static may not help you.
• #16 - Tracers work both ways. Tracers and IR lasers help you sight -in the Enemy AND yourself...

 

 

 

 

You literally copied this off iFunny.

[Geralt of Rivia 634]

6 minutes ago, Hisoka said:

You literally copied this off iFunny.

You use iFunny? LMAOOO

 

I actually got this off of a Steam Guide 

[Dab 227]

You make me sick to my stomach

[Hisoka 123]

12 hours ago, Superman said:

You use iFunny? LMAOOO

 

I actually got this off of a Steam Guide 

Lol I saw this on i funny yesterday