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Well it’s official.

I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in.

Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran.

That’s about as much as I can go in to.

This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government.

I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector.

I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly.

So I’ve stayed private sector.

I have trained some navy and air force guys.

I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing.

Anyways.

I could use some prayers.

Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter.

Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off.

Also. Don’t thank me in the comments.

I’m not a hero.

I’m just doing my job.

Delta 6. Going dark.

 

This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. 

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2 hours ago, Hunter said:

Well it’s official.

I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in.

Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran.

That’s about as much as I can go in to.

This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government.

I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector.

I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly.

So I’ve stayed private sector.

I have trained some navy and air force guys.

I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing.

Anyways.

I could use some prayers.

Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter.

Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off.

Also. Don’t thank me in the comments.

I’m not a hero.

I’m just doing my job.

Delta 6. Going dark.

 

This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. 

ask them to bet gl

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The boys and @billdroid And @JuanDeaged are dropping in right behind you as interpreters.

may the force be with you?

35 minutes ago, Panda 🙂 said:

The boys and @Billy Bob Joe And @JuanDeaged are dropping in right behind you as interpreters.

may the force be with you?

Yeah I don’t know billy’s @ so that’s wrong 🤷‍♂️

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8 minutes ago, Panda 🙂 said:

The boys and @Billy Bob Joe And @JuanDeaged are dropping in right behind you as interpreters.

may the force be with you?

Yeah I don’t know billy’s @ so that’s wrong 🤷‍♂️

didn’t even @ the “ right” wrong billy lmao  that’s the retarded ass medic who cried about me having thus forum name but the billy you are looking for is @billdroid

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4 minutes ago, HoesMad said:

make sure you initiate, retard

nah man im pretty sure hes enemy gang hes fine

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14 hours ago, Hunter said:

Well it’s official.

I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in.

Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran.

That’s about as much as I can go in to.

This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government.

I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector.

I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly.

So I’ve stayed private sector.

I have trained some navy and air force guys.

I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing.

Anyways.

I could use some prayers.

Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter.

Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off.

Also. Don’t thank me in the comments.

I’m not a hero.

I’m just doing my job.

Delta 6. Going dark.

 

This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. 

make an epic gamer montage 

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