Geralt of Rivia 634 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Well it’s official. I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in. Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran. That’s about as much as I can go in to. This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government. I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector. I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly. So I’ve stayed private sector. I have trained some navy and air force guys. I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing. Anyways. I could use some prayers. Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter. Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off. Also. Don’t thank me in the comments. I’m not a hero. I’m just doing my job. Delta 6. Going dark. This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. 3 1 1 2 2 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Omar 214 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 God speed brother Quote Link to comment
Slumberjack 2014 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Be sure to make a movie for cover! Quote Link to comment
Fake Grandma 514 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Facebook live or it didn't happen. 1 Quote Link to comment
PJ. 271 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 o7 Brother, if you become KIA we will lay your body on a burning ship headed for Altis. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Geralt of Rivia 634 Posted January 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, PJ. said: o7 Brother, if you become KIA we will lay your body on a burning ship headed for Altis. 49 minutes ago, Hunter said: This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. 3 Quote Link to comment
buckie 3272 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 "jungles of iran" ur gonna drop into sand dune and break ur leg Quote Link to comment
Senior Texture Designer jig 2113 Posted January 9, 2020 Senior Texture Designer Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 i can hook u up wit some pulldowns heard the m4 is pretty hard to control 1 Quote Link to comment
Cyanide 224 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 i just cried a little bit. god speed my friend. Quote Link to comment
rapidaax 515 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 freak 1 Quote Link to comment
goooooon 660 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Hunter said: Well it’s official. I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in. Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran. That’s about as much as I can go in to. This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government. I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector. I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly. So I’ve stayed private sector. I have trained some navy and air force guys. I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing. Anyways. I could use some prayers. Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter. Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off. Also. Don’t thank me in the comments. I’m not a hero. I’m just doing my job. Delta 6. Going dark. This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. ask them to bet gl Quote Link to comment
Unjo 1817 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 The fuck is 5000 hours 1 Quote Link to comment
FalseBit 269 Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Top notch copy pasta. Quote Link to comment
Drippp 1820 Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 You’re a fuckin weirdo 1 Quote Link to comment
Panda :) 1914 Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 The boys and @billdroid And @JuanDeaged are dropping in right behind you as interpreters. may the force be with you? 35 minutes ago, Panda said: The boys and @Billy Bob Joe And @JuanDeaged are dropping in right behind you as interpreters. may the force be with you? Yeah I don’t know billy’s @ so that’s wrong Quote Link to comment
Billeh 802 Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, Panda said: The boys and @Billy Bob Joe And @JuanDeaged are dropping in right behind you as interpreters. may the force be with you? Yeah I don’t know billy’s @ so that’s wrong didn’t even @ the “ right” wrong billy lmao that’s the retarded ass medic who cried about me having thus forum name but the billy you are looking for is @billdroid 1 Quote Link to comment
Dicky 65 Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 “Jungles of Iran” lol it’s almost all desert Quote Link to comment
Skorch 59 Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 make sure you initiate, retard 1 Quote Link to comment
Senior Texture Designer jig 2113 Posted January 10, 2020 Senior Texture Designer Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, HoesMad said: make sure you initiate, retard nah man im pretty sure hes enemy gang hes fine Quote Link to comment
Lime 2083 Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Remember, everything must be high speed low drag tacti-cool Quote Link to comment
Theory 219 Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Unjo said: The fuck is 5000 hours olympus hours Quote Link to comment
Birb 146 Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 14 hours ago, Hunter said: Well it’s official. I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in. Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran. That’s about as much as I can go in to. This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government. I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector. I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly. So I’ve stayed private sector. I have trained some navy and air force guys. I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing. Anyways. I could use some prayers. Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter. Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off. Also. Don’t thank me in the comments. I’m not a hero. I’m just doing my job. Delta 6. Going dark. This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. make an epic gamer montage Quote Link to comment
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