fugi

omg so i go in and she tells me to lay down on this bed so i do at this point im shitting myself , she asks me to pull my top up and applies petroleum jelly to my chest (i at this point say should we not go on a date first with smile on my face ) so she starts to move it around and comes out with hmm there is a problem . the smile on my face drops and im like o shit wtf is wrong she turns and looks at me and is like are you ok ? im like no you just said something is wrong why would i be ok .. she bursts out laughing and says no there is a problem with the machine.... but at the end of it all all i have is a fat ass liver

I'm glad your ok Fugi.

Same. Good News!!