Geralt of Rivia 634 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 #1 - You are not Superman. Do not think you can "do it alone" because you can't. #2 - If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. Get the job done...that's all that is important. Performance over appearance. #3 - Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire. The bigger target/threat you pose the Enemy, the more you risk being targeted. #4 - When in doubt, empty your magazine. If you think a situation is going "SOUTH" (bad), do what you have to do to be safe. #5 - Never share cover with anyone braver than you are. If you're "stuck" with someone braver than you...you'll be sucked into the Enemy's wrath. #6 - Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. Be prepared for Plan "B" because if something can break in combat, it will... #7 - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. Be wary of an "easy" fight as it might be the Enemy luring your into a trap. #8 - No plan survives the first contact intact. Military planning is important, but so are simple words on paper. Executing those words are much harder to do... #9 - All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds. Expect the unexpected. If things can go wrong...they will. #10 - Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo. The higher priority target you present, the higher priority target YOU become. #11 - The simple things are always hard. Do NOT flip tank. #12 - If the Enemy is in range, "SO ARE YOU!!!". Once you have "eyes" on the Enemy...so do they ! ! #13 - Beer math is: 2 beers times 37 men = 49 cases. This helps remind us of the importance of planning supplies correctly. #14 - Body count math is: two guerrillas plus one portable plus two pigs = 37 Enemy killed in action. I have no idea what this means... #15 - Anything can get you shot - including doing nothing. Remember to always improve your current situation, remaining static may not help you. #16 - Tracers work both ways. Tracers and IR lasers help you sight -in the Enemy AND yourself... 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/
Williams_254 91 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 what 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433722
Montez 421 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433724
buckie 3311 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 (insert toxic response here) 2 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433730
Noahhh! 3607 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433734
Deluxe 34 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 that was a good movie Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433735
monster 5665 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, Noahhh! said: 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433736
Noahhh! 3607 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 Just now, M0N5T3R said: @MBPslyr 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433737
Sagebrush 47 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 You forgot a rule, go-kart > Ifrit Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433738
Derz67 15 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 OK boomer Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433744
Owner Ryan 6976 Posted November 27, 2019 Owner Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 2 hours ago, buckie said: (insert toxic response here) 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433759
Caleb Snackbar 198 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 Always remember seatbelts Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433781
Hisoka 123 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Superman said: #1 - You are not Superman. Do not think you can "do it alone" because you can't. #2 - If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. Get the job done...that's all that is important. Performance over appearance. #3 - Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire. The bigger target/threat you pose the Enemy, the more you risk being targeted. #4 - When in doubt, empty your magazine. If you think a situation is going "SOUTH" (bad), do what you have to do to be safe. #5 - Never share cover with anyone braver than you are. If you're "stuck" with someone braver than you...you'll be sucked into the Enemy's wrath. #6 - Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. Be prepared for Plan "B" because if something can break in combat, it will... #7 - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. Be wary of an "easy" fight as it might be the Enemy luring your into a trap. #8 - No plan survives the first contact intact. Military planning is important, but so are simple words on paper. Executing those words are much harder to do... #9 - All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds. Expect the unexpected. If things can go wrong...they will. #10 - Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo. The higher priority target you present, the higher priority target YOU become. #11 - The simple things are always hard. Do NOT flip tank. #12 - If the Enemy is in range, "SO ARE YOU!!!". Once you have "eyes" on the Enemy...so do they ! ! #13 - Beer math is: 2 beers times 37 men = 49 cases. This helps remind us of the importance of planning supplies correctly. #14 - Body count math is: two guerrillas plus one portable plus two pigs = 37 Enemy killed in action. I have no idea what this means... #15 - Anything can get you shot - including doing nothing. Remember to always improve your current situation, remaining static may not help you. #16 - Tracers work both ways. Tracers and IR lasers help you sight -in the Enemy AND yourself... You literally copied this off iFunny. 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433806
Geralt of Rivia 634 Posted November 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hisoka said: You literally copied this off iFunny. You use iFunny? LMAOOO I actually got this off of a Steam Guide 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433809
Dab 227 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 You make me sick to my stomach Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433819
Hisoka 123 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 12 hours ago, Superman said: You use iFunny? LMAOOO I actually got this off of a Steam Guide Lol I saw this on i funny yesterday 1 Quote Link to comment https://olympus-entertainment.com/topic/33773-clarks-laws-of-olympus/#findComment-433884
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