King Louis XIV 632 Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 #1 - You are not Superman. Do not think you can "do it alone" because you can't. #2 - If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. Get the job done...that's all that is important. Performance over appearance. #3 - Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire. The bigger target/threat you pose the Enemy, the more you risk being targeted. #4 - When in doubt, empty your magazine. If you think a situation is going "SOUTH" (bad), do what you have to do to be safe. #5 - Never share cover with anyone braver than you are. If you're "stuck" with someone braver than you...you'll be sucked into the Enemy's wrath. #6 - Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. Be prepared for Plan "B" because if something can break in combat, it will... #7 - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. Be wary of an "easy" fight as it might be the Enemy luring your into a trap. #8 - No plan survives the first contact intact. Military planning is important, but so are simple words on paper. Executing those words are much harder to do... #9 - All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds. Expect the unexpected. If things can go wrong...they will. #10 - Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo. The higher priority target you present, the higher priority target YOU become. #11 - The simple things are always hard. Do NOT flip tank. #12 - If the Enemy is in range, "SO ARE YOU!!!". Once you have "eyes" on the Enemy...so do they ! ! #13 - Beer math is: 2 beers times 37 men = 49 cases. This helps remind us of the importance of planning supplies correctly. #14 - Body count math is: two guerrillas plus one portable plus two pigs = 37 Enemy killed in action. I have no idea what this means... #15 - Anything can get you shot - including doing nothing. Remember to always improve your current situation, remaining static may not help you. #16 - Tracers work both ways. Tracers and IR lasers help you sight -in the Enemy AND yourself... 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment
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Hisoka 123 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Superman said: #1 - You are not Superman. Do not think you can "do it alone" because you can't. #2 - If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. Get the job done...that's all that is important. Performance over appearance. #3 - Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire. The bigger target/threat you pose the Enemy, the more you risk being targeted. #4 - When in doubt, empty your magazine. If you think a situation is going "SOUTH" (bad), do what you have to do to be safe. #5 - Never share cover with anyone braver than you are. If you're "stuck" with someone braver than you...you'll be sucked into the Enemy's wrath. #6 - Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. Be prepared for Plan "B" because if something can break in combat, it will... #7 - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. Be wary of an "easy" fight as it might be the Enemy luring your into a trap. #8 - No plan survives the first contact intact. Military planning is important, but so are simple words on paper. Executing those words are much harder to do... #9 - All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds. Expect the unexpected. If things can go wrong...they will. #10 - Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo. The higher priority target you present, the higher priority target YOU become. #11 - The simple things are always hard. Do NOT flip tank. #12 - If the Enemy is in range, "SO ARE YOU!!!". Once you have "eyes" on the Enemy...so do they ! ! #13 - Beer math is: 2 beers times 37 men = 49 cases. This helps remind us of the importance of planning supplies correctly. #14 - Body count math is: two guerrillas plus one portable plus two pigs = 37 Enemy killed in action. I have no idea what this means... #15 - Anything can get you shot - including doing nothing. Remember to always improve your current situation, remaining static may not help you. #16 - Tracers work both ways. Tracers and IR lasers help you sight -in the Enemy AND yourself... You literally copied this off iFunny. 1 Quote Link to comment
King Louis XIV 632 Posted November 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hisoka said: You literally copied this off iFunny. You use iFunny? LMAOOO I actually got this off of a Steam Guide 1 Quote Link to comment
Dab 227 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 You make me sick to my stomach Quote Link to comment
Hisoka 123 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 12 hours ago, Superman said: You use iFunny? LMAOOO I actually got this off of a Steam Guide Lol I saw this on i funny yesterday 1 Quote Link to comment
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