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Mercury

Retired Coordinator
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Everything posted by Mercury

  1. Do it, no balls
  2. Good, me too, and luckily its not possible.
  3. BC Stoner hippies see spiders all the time #Alternativefacts
  4. Ever see a camel spider burrow into flesh?
  5. YOURE RUINING MY IMMERSION!!!
  6. Hold it, hold it. Youre telling me that these officers abandoned a gas station robbery to try to take down a minor Crystal Meth operation? I mean come on, Meth, is by far one of the greatest and least harmful drugs out there with no adverse effects. These officers should have protected that poor NPC back at the gas station instead of harassing some poor guy making the greatest gift from God. As the resident Methhead I am appalled by the officers conduct. I get exactly what you're saying. I've been pulled over by speed traps IRL where I have been unfortunate enough to be caught for speeding. My argument of "Hey look at all those speeders ahead of me, why aren't they being stopped and harassed by the pigs" works everytime. I'll see to it that justice is served to you my friend, those officers must respond to the call they are initially responding to no matter what, and no matter how big or small the crime is. Cops are responding to a robbery in progress they MUST continue and never divert to any other crimes, such as a murder in progress or a bank robbery. And, if there is a Fed/Jail/Blackwater, well those criminals must wait their turn because the APD needs to keep responding to that gas station robbery no matter what. +over 9000 for your Super Saiyan logic, well played.
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    Hmmmmm......Excellent indeed

    1. DeadPool

      DeadPool

      Not anymore hehe XD

    2. Mercury
    3. Maddog

      Maddog

      I always knew you were the devil.

  8. @TheCmdrRex is on the left
  9. @The Mad Russian

    Welcome home Comrade, together we can crush the Bourgeoisie and reach the final people's victory! Let us march on those who would dare oppose the Proletariat!
     

     

    1. Marty
    2. The Mad Russian

      The Mad Russian

      Seize the Means of production Tovarishe!

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    I mean it

    1. Poseidon

      Poseidon

      its like my 6th one this year, i have many.

    2. Mercury
    3. Pledge

      Pledge

      You gave me this card for my birthday....

  11. Au Revoir monsieur, bon chance et bon appetit

    1. iPopsicle

      iPopsicle

      Tu parles francais tres mal. Au revoir mon ami. Merci beaucoup pour votre serveur, et j'espere vous revoir!

  12. If you're going to start a sentence with a dependent clause, maybe you should use a comma.
  13. Looking forward to playing Fallout IRL

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    2. DeadPool

      DeadPool

      Don't get in any cryo chambers kek 

    3. Augustus

      Augustus

      45 minutes ago, Poseidon said:

      That kinda sounds like fun, finally a fallout game with cars

      :4head:

    4. Sociopathic

      Sociopathic

      plz no die mercury, I enjoy baby sitting you when you are drunk on cop xD

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    In light of recent events my sobriety might last longer than a day...

    1. BlackJack

      BlackJack

      Well just dont forget ur retirement post bud love u

  15. If North Korea mass RDMs South Korea, does that mean I go to respawn Island forever...?

  16. My reaction when I found out @EatMeth made staff:
     

     

  17. The more I drink the easier it is to grade essays. A, D, F-, F-, F-, F-, et cetra.

    1. Pledge

      Pledge

      Careful. Soon you may find people will do ANYTHING for a good grade ;) 

    2. Mercury
  18. @Nixon Jones

    Is that your new stripper name?

  19. Cyanide and Happiness Show, Season 1.
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