Shit Face

[Genghis Khan 1131]

 

Edited May 30, 2018 by Genghis Khan

[Jesse 77]

Sounds like you made a deal that "Was too good to be true".... Hmmmmm

[iPopsicle 2205]

[Reckless 42]

Guys we should just spam admins with messages every time we want to sell anything!

[Jesse 77]

2 minutes ago, Carter01 said:

Guys we should just spam admins with messages every time we want to sell anything!

If it's for something over 5m and you're selling to an absolute nobody willing to sell/buy it from/to you for $50m or some shit. I'd suggest you do...



Really not a hard concept...

[nicole 808]

In game comp request accepted

Please wait in teamspeak in the In Game Compensation Center channel

List of items to be compensated:

1x DMS Scope

1x Armed Qilin 

[Grandma Gary 10463]

One time this fine young lass offered to come slobber on these nuts and I was like hey no problem whats the catch and she said no catch as long as you don't mind harpies.  I'm like yeah I'm into roleplay I can get down with some harpies.

Turns out she had a slight speech impediment too.

[kev 423]

what I learned from this:

s3 gangs aren't actually that fucking rich 

some people are fucking rats and will do anything for power or money

I lost 80mil and I’m not even that mad because the economy is back to were it should be. No more DMSs and supressors selling for 1mil and shit 

[nicole 808]

Just now, kev said:

I lost 80mil and I’m not even that mad because the economy is back to were it should be. No more DMSs and supressors selling for 1mil and shit

+1

[TheKingSage 29]

8 minutes ago, Grandma Gary said:

One time this fine young lass offered to come slobber on these nuts and I was like hey no problem whats the catch and she said no catch as long as you don't mind harpies.  I'm like yeah I'm into roleplay I can get down with some harpies.

Turns out she had a slight speech impediment too.

LOL Beautiful

[Jesse 77]

4 minutes ago, kev said:

I lost 80mil and I’m not even that mad because the economy is back to were it should be. No more DMSs and supressors selling for 1mil and shit 

Removed a duped dms about an hour agoish... Still looking for more...

If anyone has received a DMS for cheap value and feel it may be duped, feel free to shoot me a pm. No administrative actions will be taken or anything. We just want that DMS back... You'll allow me to go back to developing sooner...  Thank you...

[Nurse Lou 365]

Just now, Jesse said:

If anyone has received a DMS for cheap value and feel it may be duped, feel free to shoot me a pm. No administrative actions will be taken or anything. We just want that DMS back... 

thats what the nazis said youll never get my dms!

[Grandma Gary 10463]

Just now, lou25000 said:

thats what the nazis said youll never get my dms!

Hello new target.

[KrispyK 22]

#protest

#resist

#NotMyDMS

[LiL J 29]

#NotMyDMS

[Guest]

Genghis Khan the fuckin coolest nigga around yo you wanna be Malden Chief of Police Genghis Khan?

[Bloodmoon 2222]

@Genghis Khan Good luck as chief, I know you'll do well.

[N7Zero 1455]

*takes his shit hat off* 

[[og] Cartman 0]

u gets no bitches.......

fat boy slum slum head ass

[Raythiel 0]

aint had pussy since pussy had you

[Genghis Khan 1131]

29 minutes ago, McDili said:

Genghis Khan the fuckin coolest nigga around yo you wanna be Malden Chief of Police Genghis Khan?

I want the ranks to be 

Khan (Chief of Police)

Warcheif (Deputy Chief of Police)

Warlord (Lieutenant) 

WarMong (Sergeant)

Mongol (Corporal) 

Nomad (Patrol Officer)

Peasant (Deputy)

I fell like I would be best to run APD on Malden, Because I have countless hours fighting the on Mongolian steppes. 

With this reply I accept my role as Khan of Malden!

@McDili

 

 

 

19 minutes ago, [og] Cartman said:

u gets no bitches.......

fat boy slum slum head ass

 

16 minutes ago, Raythiel said:

aint had pussy since pussy had you

Petty as fuck. 

Edited May 31, 2018 by Genghis Khan

[ChubbyElf 324]

Shut the fuck up you buck toothed hillbilly ass ugly ass I could land a boeing 747 on your forehead bitch dont sell items if the deal is too good to be true fuck trident yall some bitches also fuck your haircut that shit is ugly as fuck my grandma has that type of haircut ugly ass

[ThatNerdyGuy 5914]

2 minutes ago, ChubbyElf said:

Shut the fuck up you buck toothed hillbilly ass ugly ass I could land a boeing 747 on your forehead bitch dont sell items if the deal is too good to be true fuck trident yall some bitches also fuck your haircut that shit is ugly as fuck my grandma has that type of haircut ugly ass

[NokiaStrong 1199]

33 minutes ago, Genghis Khan said:

I want the ranks to be 

Khan (Chief of Police)

Warcheif (Deputy Chief of Police)

Warlord (Lieutenant) 

WarMong (Sergeant)

Mongol (Corporal) 

Nomad (Patrol Officer)

Peasant (Deputy)

I fell like I would be best to run APD on Malden, Because I have countless hours fighting the on Mongolian steppes. 

With this reply I accept my role as Khan of Malden!

@McDili

 

 

 

 

Petty as fuck. 

Really missed out on calling deputy’s mongoloids

[ChubbyElf 324]

2 minutes ago, Nerdy said:

What the hell does it matter to you?  Why the hell are you harnessing me?

Cause fuck you