I'm dropping boys

[Geralt of Rivia 634]

Well it’s official.

I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in.

Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran.

That’s about as much as I can go in to.

This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government.

I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector.

I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly.

So I’ve stayed private sector.

I have trained some navy and air force guys.

I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing.

Anyways.

I could use some prayers.

Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter.

Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off.

Also. Don’t thank me in the comments.

I’m not a hero.

I’m just doing my job.

Delta 6. Going dark.

 

This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. 

[Omar 214]

God speed brother

[Slumberjack 2014]

Be sure to make a movie for cover! 

[Fake Grandma 514]

Facebook live or it didn't happen. 

[PJ. 271]

o7 Brother, if you become KIA we will lay your body on a burning ship headed for Altis.

[Geralt of Rivia 634]

1 minute ago, PJ. said:

o7 Brother, if you become KIA we will lay your body on a burning ship headed for Altis.

 

49 minutes ago, Hunter said:

This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. 

 

[buckie 3313]

"jungles of iran" ur gonna drop into sand dune and break ur leg 

[jig 2126]

i can hook u up wit some pulldowns heard the m4 is pretty hard to control

[Cyanide 224]

i just cried a little bit. god speed my friend.

[rapidaax 515]

freak

[goooooon 660]

2 hours ago, Hunter said:

Well it’s official.

I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in.

Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran.

That’s about as much as I can go in to.

This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government.

I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector.

I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly.

So I’ve stayed private sector.

I have trained some navy and air force guys.

I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing.

Anyways.

I could use some prayers.

Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter.

Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off.

Also. Don’t thank me in the comments.

I’m not a hero.

I’m just doing my job.

Delta 6. Going dark.

 

This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. 

ask them to bet gl

[Unjo 1818]

The fuck is 5000 hours

[FalseBit 279]

Top notch copy pasta.

[Drippp 1820]

You’re a fuckin weirdo

[Panda :) 1920]

The boys and @billdroid And @JuanDeaged are dropping in right behind you as interpreters.

may the force be with you?

35 minutes ago, Panda said:

The boys and @Billy Bob Joe And @JuanDeaged are dropping in right behind you as interpreters.

may the force be with you?

Yeah I don’t know billy’s @ so that’s wrong 

[Billeh 804]

8 minutes ago, Panda said:

The boys and @Billy Bob Joe And @JuanDeaged are dropping in right behind you as interpreters.

may the force be with you?

Yeah I don’t know billy’s @ so that’s wrong 

didn’t even @ the “ right” wrong billy lmao  that’s the retarded ass medic who cried about me having thus forum name but the billy you are looking for is @billdroid

[Dicky 65]

“Jungles of Iran”

lol it’s almost all desert 

[Skorch 59]

make sure you initiate, retard

[jig 2126]

4 minutes ago, HoesMad said:

make sure you initiate, retard

nah man im pretty sure hes enemy gang hes fine

[Lime 2083]

Remember, everything must be high speed low drag tacti-cool

[Theory 224]

4 hours ago, Unjo said:

The fuck is 5000 hours

olympus hours

[Birb 146]

14 hours ago, Hunter said:

Well it’s official.

I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in.

Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran.

That’s about as much as I can go in to.

This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government.

I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector.

I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly.

So I’ve stayed private sector.

I have trained some navy and air force guys.

I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing.

Anyways.

I could use some prayers.

Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter.

Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off.

Also. Don’t thank me in the comments.

I’m not a hero.

I’m just doing my job.

Delta 6. Going dark.

 

This entire post is a joke/meme. Just to clarify. 

make an epic gamer montage