Geralt of Rivia
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That wasn't on purpose lol
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I was thinking "what's the most cringe thing I could do?" And so, I thought of it. I planned it. I executed it. This is the result. TBH there are so many churches and nobody ever uses them. We should think of a way to make them useful in some way.
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There are 165 chapels on Altis. I hereby declare that the chapel in Kavala be named the "Church of Poseidon". Who is Poseidon? Poseidon isn't only the Founder of Olympus Entertainment. He is the Olympian God of the sea, floods, drought, earthquakes, and horses. He is commonly depicted as a mature man with a dark beard and sturdy build holding a trident, a three-pronged fisherman’s spear. He is married to Amphitrite. Poseidon is a major God of several cities. He was second only to Athena in Athens, while in Magna Graecia and He was the chief God of the polis. In his benign aspect, Poseidon is seen as responsible for the creation of new islands and offering calm seas. When blinded from the light of the Gods, it is said that Poseidon strikes the ground with his trident and caused chaotic springs, earthquakes, drownings, and shipwrecks. How do I worship Poseidon? Animal sacrifice, typically of horses, by drowning. An Oracle of Apollo recommends the sacrifice to take place on the shore and to sprinkle salt water on the head of the animal before tossing them the water. According to a fragmentary papyrus, Alexander the Great paused at the Syrian seashore before the battle of Issus and prayed, “invoking Poseidon the sea-god, for whom he ordered a four-horse chariot to be cast into the waves.” The burning of an offering, such as fish. The offering of a bull. Giving anything directly to the ocean, but make sure it doesn’t harm the water of aquatic life. It will only pollute the environment and blind you from the light of the God.
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Hey man, that's kinda racist
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Baseball is more boring than Golf?
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Baseball is popular in North America and parts of Central and South America, the Caribbean, and East Asia, particularly in Japan, South Korea and Taiwan.
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American football is the most popular sport to watch in the United States.
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I didn't like this. Regardless, thanks for sharing.
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I didn't like that. Regardless, thanks for sharing.
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Why would I be salty? lol
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dude that's so cool that's a cool thing you just did there you're such a cool dude omg is it hot in here no cuz you're so cool ahahahahahahaha cool
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Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to escape the city, right? Walked right into that combine ambush, same as us, and that citizen over there.
Damn you rebels. Earth was fine until you came along. Combine were nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that airboat and been halfway to Black Mesa East by now. You there -- You and me, we shouldn't be here. It's these rebels the Combine want.
Gordon? The Opener of the Way? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?
I don't know where we're going, but Nova Prospekt awaits.
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Hey bro this really fucked with my head
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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*ruined
