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Fat Clemenza

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  1. Happy Birthday, Scroty Dunderwood! Celebrate responsibly. 

  2. Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. 

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    2. DoctorK

      DoctorK

      Real talk I voted for Trump. Tis just a meme

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    3. Moose

      Moose

      I don't think Clemenza appreciated you posting his pic on here. Just sayin

    4. Lethals Loaded

      Lethals Loaded

      Happy late birthday, Tai!

  3. My fingers are black with carbon and my room smells of gun oil and barrel solvent. #PAXEast

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    2. iPopsicle

      iPopsicle

      @CommanderSuki just because you say open rp doesn't mate it okay lol

    3. CommanderSuki

      CommanderSuki

      What cleaning a gun barrel? there's nothing more satisfying than sitting with a beer and cleaning a gun

    4. Lethals Loaded
  4. One dedicated Cleveland Browns fan...

    https://youtu.be/t3Qo193j4ig

     

    1. ScreaM

      ScreaM

      Cleveland Browns <3

  5. Shout out to @Aresfor hosting that event. Lots of fun.

  6. If the removal/revamp of the hospitals was in the donation goal, we'd be in the black by now. 

    1. ToeKnee

      ToeKnee

      Damnnnn shots fired 

    2. Fat Clemenza

      Fat Clemenza

      For the record, this post was not to be inflammatory. I took an Economics course in high school. Demand is high, which means people are willing to pay for it at this point. 

    3. DeadPool

      DeadPool

      You could almost anything with getting rid of hospitals and it would get it to 

  7. I think this community would benefit immensely from going to PAX East. 

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    2. Trevor Phillips

      Trevor Phillips

      That does sound fun, then afterwards we can hit some bars dude

    3. Lethals Loaded

      Lethals Loaded

      I wanna see the keyboard warriors shit talk then, aye.

    4. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      Andrew i would take my keyboard and whack it on your head :Kappa: 

  8. Four Locos taste like shit.

  9. This video has me rolling, haha! 

     

    1. I Am Fuzzy

      I Am Fuzzy

      I feel bad for laughing. 

    2. Mobundo African Warlord

      Mobundo African Warlord

      @Peter Long remember when i did this some months ago but it was something a bit different :s  uhhh oohhh

    3. Peter Long

      Peter Long

      Mobundo nobody was shot and killed in this video. Although I don't see the humor in this one, nobody died. 

  10. My face when you're listening to Pandora and Surfin' Bird comes on.

    family_guy___bird_is_the_word_by_tehinvi

  11.  

    1. Lethals Loaded

      Lethals Loaded

      Me whenever I get the "CAN U DO MY INTERVIEW" question.

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    2. Brennan

      Brennan

      I can't imagine their thought process. They, one, wanted to get banned and make a funny scene, or, two, genuinely thought they could getting away with having over 1 billion each. Either way they are still idiots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    3. Dustin87

      Dustin87

      we caught those kids at meth clemenza lmao

    4. Colt

      Colt

      I might of sold them that money um yeah my paypal balance is at $12500 from my calculations here.

  12. Don Shipley for Vice President 2016

     

    1. DeadPool
    2. Fuzy

      Fuzy

      I watch this guys False Valor videos all the time, he's great.

    3. DoctorK

      DoctorK

      "Don't forget those fucking canadians." Words to live by

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    1. Bow

      Bow

      Any good clips from the fed we did with 40 slam mines? :>

    2. Fat Clemenza

      Fat Clemenza

      This is the only one.

    3. Linka

      Linka

      I was expecting someone to die honestly

  14. @SNOOPY-_

    Stop spamming people for interviews. You'll have yours when a Sergeant + is available. @Low Tier Senior Andrew @Talindor @Wftmguy Delay this guy for a week for his insolence. 

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    2. Talindor

      Talindor

      He got you too @Fat Clemenza? Oh he's doing on the forums as well lol will do.

    3. Ninjaman427

      Ninjaman427

      He even went to me like t'f.

  15. The feeling when your Written and Physical Test scores with one agency are enough to waive both tests with another agency. I've made it to the Oral Board with Laguna Beach PD and Orange PD.

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    2. Fat Clemenza

      Fat Clemenza

      It's no secret that Southern California has the highest paid cops. Then again, you're looking at a two-bedroom apartment for $2000/Month and a two-story, three-bedroom house for anywhere from $500,000-$750,000 depending on the area. 

    3. Talindor

      Talindor

      True, also based on the area in regards to crime rate being a factor as well. Some cities here only have a sheriff department as they are not that large for a police presence in them. Man good luck I know you will pass.

      I know some studios here in seattle are over 1k and the surrounding cities it's 1200 for a two bedroom apartment. Some agencies here range 3-4 depending on location.

      If you pass you would be on probation period as well as far as I recall, no drinking, etc. Don't know if they still do that. 

    4. Fat Clemenza

      Fat Clemenza

      Yep. There's a 1-Year Probationary period after the academy where they can pretty much fire you for wearing the wrong brand of sunglasses. Parties won't be thrown until I pass probation.

  16. Message to Deputies

    Gotta follow ya Sergeants directions or get yo ass pumped with a swift demotion; learn a lesson from the Chief: stay in yo place and don't ask for real muthaphukkin Stings.

  17. Written & Physical Agility Tests with Orange Police Department in less than five hours... What am I doing up right now?

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    2. Mobundo African Warlord

      Mobundo African Warlord

      Good Luck you will be fine ! just remember if a problem arises Alt F4

    3. ProfessionalHostage

      ProfessionalHostage

      I say you should just do what I do.. throw enough money till the problem goes away

    4. ComradeGoonie

      ComradeGoonie

      Written Agility? So they're gonna test your speed at filling out firearm usage reports? :D

       

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